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God is real and I watched him pick his nose last week

Art by @wildegeist!

While most of the worlds I build explicitly have no gods –at best, powerful god-like entities– there is one where the opposite is true: Crundle.

Tarsweh, the creator-god of the Crundlean realm, is verifiably and undisputedly real. He is visible in the sky at all times, no matter where you are on the planet. But the funniest thing is that he doesn't actually fucking do anything.

Without even intending to, I have created the purest inversion of how most people treat capital-G God IRL:

instead of "we don't have any proof that he exists but oooh here's a bunch of miraculous inexplicable things he's done, probably"

Crundle has "yeah he's there, everyone can see him, but we have no evidence at all that he does, has done, or ever will do anything except stare blankly at the world and sometimes stick a finger up his holy nostril."