God Is Real And I Watched Him Pick His Nose Last Week

God is real and I watched him pick his nose last week

Art by @wildegeist!

While most of the worlds I build explicitly have no gods –at best, powerful god-like entities– there is one where the opposite is true: Crundle.

Tarsweh, the creator-god of the Crundlean realm, is verifiably and undisputedly real. He is visible in the sky at all times, no matter where you are on the planet. But the funniest thing is that he doesn't actually fucking do anything.

Without even intending to, I have created the purest inversion of how most people treat capital-G God IRL:

instead of "we don't have any proof that he exists but oooh here's a bunch of miraculous inexplicable things he's done, probably"

Crundle has "yeah he's there, everyone can see him, but we have no evidence at all that he does, has done, or ever will do anything except stare blankly at the world and sometimes stick a finger up his holy nostril."

It is with great pleasure, that I tell y’all tonight:

SATURN HAS REACHED AND SURPASSED A TOTAL OF 100 KNOWN MOONS

(102 as of this post, likely still many more to come! 19 confirmed by the Minor Planet Center in the last week!)

Exaltation

Andrewsarchus energy

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For some reason I'm still trying to watch my posture to avoid becoming a vulture.

I should just embrace it at this point. I've already mastered eating horribly and vomiting when threatened, so all I have left to figure out is flight and I'm good. I mean, it can't be that hard if *pigeons* can do it.

I just had to block "blackenedsphere2" and by Jove I wish I could mount that one on my virtual wall like a trophy wildebeest head

now that the bots have insane url game i think you should get to keep the urls of any your report deletes