Emh Evan - Tumblr Posts
How I stare at my friends when I'm calling my mom
(@justlikebullets gifs btw!!! They're amazing! Sorry for not crediting 💔)
This is what I want in a relationship.
I will be both, and so will my girlfriend
I need this so bad love please
LET ME HAVE THIS PLEASE
(@justlikebullets gif btw!)
Post from the quotes I've made with a generator
Evan: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Vinnie: Evan no.
Jeff: Mistlefoe.
Vinnie: Please stop encouraging them.
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Evan, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Vinnie, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing?
Evan: playing systemic oppression
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Evan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Vinnie: You’re a hazard to society
Jeff: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Evan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Vinnie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Evan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Jeff: edible
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Evan: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Vinnie: If?
Jeff: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
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Evan: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Vinnie: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Jeff: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
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Evan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
Vinnie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Jeff: Smad.
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Okay Am I The Only Person That Wants This Man's Jacket So Bad Like GIVE ME THAT SH!T Its Looks So Fukin Comfy Like YYYYYYAAAAAASSSS And It Looks So Damn Badass Like Plz Tell Me Where You Got That Sir
Evan does deserve a hug☆
I think Evan everymanHYBRID deserves a hug like to hug Evan reblog to hug evan
Currently binge watching EveryManHYBRID and writing everything down so I can create theories later
I'm fine. My hand isn't sore at all. Pfft, of course not :D
arts :3
POV: HABITs fatass cat dies cause he over feeds her:
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You know the drill by now