Post From The Quotes I've Made With A Generator

Post from the quotes I've made with a generator

Evan: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Vinnie: Evan no.

Jeff: Mistlefoe.

Vinnie: Please stop encouraging them.

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Evan, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Vinnie, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids

Jeff: what the fuck are you guys doing?

Evan: playing systemic oppression

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Evan: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Vinnie: You’re a hazard to society

Jeff: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Evan: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life

Vinnie: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

Evan: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

Jeff: edible

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Evan: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Vinnie: If?

Jeff: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Evan: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Vinnie: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Jeff: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Evan: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Vinnie: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Jeff: Smad.

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Kylemore Abbey, Ireland

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