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Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 3

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Leo: We call that a traumatic experience. Leo, turning to Raph: Not a "bruh moment". Leo, turning to Mikey: Not "sadge". Leo, turning to Donnie: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Big Mama: Life is like Splinter. It's short.

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Meat Sweats: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?" Warren: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name. Repo: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

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Splinter: I am in charge of this disaster! April: I have a name, you know.

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Draxum: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Donnie: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey! Leo: But I'm a vegan. Donnie: Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

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Raph: You're smiling. What happened? Cassandra: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Casey II: Mikey tripped and fell down the stairs today.

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 5

Leo: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.

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Mikey: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why. Donnie: Only if you also don't ask why. Donnie: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Mikey: ... Mikey, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Raph: I have very high standards, you know. Big Mama: I can make spaghetti... Raph: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

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Draxum: What are you writing? April: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Splinter, looking over April's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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*Foot Lieutenant dies in a game with ships* Cassandra: This ship is no longer a ship of love, it's a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was shown to us. Cassandra: The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury. Foot Brute: Legend has it that Foot Lieutenant still haunts the ship, stealing my fucking drinks. Foot Lieutenant: Of course I do.

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Piel: Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you’re a coward. Hueso: I’m worried about you.

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Draxum: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Leo and Raph's convo? Splinter: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Donnie: I'm in the washing machine. Mikey: I'm in the closet. Splinter: We accept you Mikey. <3 Mikey: No I'm literally in the closet. Splinter: Love is love. <3

~ Todd: HELP! I TOLD CASSANDRA I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK! Casey II, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?