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The demon brothers but fucked up.
My personal preferences for the brothers. I don't want them to be normal it's not as funny. All of this is affectionate I swear
Mentions of blood and murder. Nothing graphic.
Lucifer
- Lucifer purposely thinks of goofy punishments just to fuck with his brothers. It's basically canon. The game does it more for comedic effect but I wanna believe Lucifer does this shit because he personally thinks it's funny and wants to see his brothers reactions. Dude physical froze a credit card in the freezer. Who the fuck does that????
- he's openly fucked up how can I top the shit canon has given us?
Mammon
- ngl he's the most decent one here.
- of course he's canonically the only one of these seven fucks who has enough control to hold back from causing body harm
- his toxic trait is he's way too casual with Mc. Mammon will just show up to Mc's room drenched in the remains of a demon who pressed his buttons a little too hard just to ask them to remove some teeth and skull fragments from his horns.
- also probably tells Mc some good ol' murder stories. The great Mammon had to assure his human that he can protect them 👍
Leviathan
- most of my head canons about Levi are light hearted actually
- worst thing about him probably is he thinks very little about the life of everything except those closest to him. Dudes hyper fixation was war at one point so he developed a big detachment.
- when he does get attached though- yeaaaaaah he's never letting go AND GOD FORBID IF YOU FUCKIN DIE
Satan
- season one Satan is superior.
- sometimes you can hear him breaking shit in his room. He goes in there like nothing is wrong then all anyone hear is destruction.
- he's actually really emotional after letting his wrath take control. Not very open about it though. Satan knows he's more than his anger and can control it, but he also beats himself up when he can't. (Like his last event but worse)
- very animalistic when he lets loose. All logic is just down the toilet.
- is feared specifically by demons that work under him. If they fuck up, he'll hear it from Lucifer and then EVERYONE gets punished. Very toxic work environment tbh :/
- also a snarky little bitch
Asmodeus
- literally the most fucked up.
- okay, so you know that codependent friendship you had as a teenager when you both just spent every waking moment together to the point that it was both extremely unhealthy and extremely queer at the exact same time and you still think about it in your twenties because what the actual fuck was that? That's how I want Asmo to feel about Mc. He's a middle schooler finally discovering love but can't process it properly so he gets weird as shit. It's hard for me to explain it but if you know you fucking know.
- also nothing about his infatuation is sexual. It goes from intrigue to teenage girl (gn) kicking their feet in love. Like a weird little switch that got hit and is now stuck.
- like it isn't traditional yandere but it's not normal???? He's like your chill friend, but also in love with you, but also fucked up for entirely different reasons??? And is really casual with it??? Like??? What the fuck do I call this????
- when he found out Mc wasn't affected by his charm but still enjoyed his company it just went downhill from there.
- also I like to think of Asmo as one the most feared outta the brothers. Like blood lust is definitely a thing and I see Asmo's sin as more of a itch that needs to scratched than a compulsion. He just feels like murder sometimes??? The other ones usually only go after you after offending them, or pissing them off, to make a pont. Asmodeus will kill strangers and bathe in their blood with rose petals and candles just because he damn well feels like it (and for an aesthetic devilgram photo💕)
- going home with Asmodeus is literally a gamble between pleasure and death and for some reason lower demons are just really fucking into it??? Or he's using his charm on them. Not even Asmo knows at this point.
- anyway I LOVE this flavor of Asmodeus very funny guy 10/10 👍
Beelzebub
- pretty sure this is canon but only people close to Beel see him as a sweetheart (just the main cast) everyone else sees this horrifying brick house of a demon with a resting bitch that makes you wanna crawl into a hole and sob like a little bitch for mercy.
- If food isn't nearby he'll just hunt something himself. He brings animals home and eats them constantly.
- Beel probably should be considered a invasive species from all the damage he's done to the Devildoms wildlife?? Like Beel does have restrictions to what he can and can't eat. If those restrictions were ever lifted it would be like reintroducing the wolves into Yellowstone.
- he's allowed to freely eat very low ranking demons like LittleDs and those pigs in the work menu. As long as it isn't one that works at the castle he's fine.
- all of this is about food because aside from his hunger Beel is literally the most normal fucker outta the bunch??? He condones murder and cannibalism but other than that he's just some dude with immaculate abs and tits.
- or maybe the game has deprived me from Beel for so long I'm just assuming this. He could be weirder. To fuck if I know though
Belphegor
- I want Belphie to still hate humanity. All that hatred isn't just gone after lessons 16 like???? The only human he actually likes is Mc (tolerates Solomon for Asmo) and that's because he developed some form of Stockholm syndrome in the attic from having prolonged contact with only Mc.
- the reason he killed Mc in lesson 16 is because he didn't know how to deal with his feelings?? Get out of my school note type situation. Like he loves their company, but he hates humanity and Mc is technically part of humanity, but they're so nice, but they're on good terms with Lucifer now, but it was his idea, oh shit his hands are already around their neck, oh fuck Mc died while Belphie was mulling over the whole murder thing. Oh well 🤷. JK! Regretted it right off the bat when Mc finally died. Belphie stubbornly played it off like he didn't make a horrible mistake. Internally he was trying to convince himself into not being sad while holding back tears.
- why everyone is so chill about lesson 16 is because each of the brothers have killed in the past. They're pretty open about murder and shit too as long as it isn't happening to one of them. Most demons just respawn in a couple hundred years or so. None of them understand this shit could fuck up a human long-term. Especially cow boi.
- like if Mc doesn't see him commiting atrocities they won't hate him. Right? Right????? Please agree with him. He's just a sleepy guy :(
- he tries really hard to make sure Mc doesn't see him doing any violent or bloody demon shit and fails at it horribly. Funniest with a Mc who's just immune to demons doing demon shit.
- is well known for openly terrorizing humanity. Especially before the portals to the human world were closed off for public use. <- mostly his fault actually
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WARNINGS : smut, angst, cheating (with reader), defloration, unprotected sex, toxic behavior, manipulation.
A/N : i’m late, but this is my submission for the whorehouse porn collab! thank you for letting me participate, miki mouse!!also, if you want, i recommend listening to fire for you by cannons as you read this. happy (late) valentine’s day ♡
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One thing I loved about the show was the subtle symbolism. I’m pretty sure in every episode there was at least one scene where Joel was standing in the dark and then there was light shining on Ellie.
woah! I noticed it at the beginning, but not throughout! I know in ep2, they had a scene where Ellie was fully basked in light, Tess was right in the middle of being basked and being in the dark, and Joel was completely in the dark. that screenshot means so very much to me. gonna have to rewatch it again, aw, shucks!
but yes, I love the subtle symbolism, too! like the butterfly flying over Ellie in ep2 for Sarah? chefs kiss. I wonder if they're gonna have moths scattered throughout the next seasons for Ellie? cause they did plenty of wolves and mooses (I want to call them meese lmao) in the second game for Joel. I wonder if they'd do moths. also for Abby? would she get any subtle symbolism, or is it the wolves for her? I do not know
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