TWEAKINGGGGGG EVERYONE DNFI AO3 IS DOWN FOR ME

TWEAKINGGGGGG EVERYONE DNFI AO3 IS DOWN FOR ME

People have definitely already done this au but I cannot stop thinking about it

Martin blackwood is so so so just like meant to be a selkie because you get a good balance of sad facts that would fit perfectly within a headcannon on one side (like how seals only take care of their young for a couple weeks before abandoning them /how in folklore most selkie parents abandon their half human young)

But on the other side silly fanfic ideas like Jon accidentally stealing Martin's sealskin and gaining a husband, he stumbles across a cave with a seal skin in it and obviously he's conflicted because you aren't allowed to skin a seal in England? Why is a single possibly illegal pelt in a random cave in Bournemouth??? But also what if he gets in trouble for taking it to the police, so he shoves it in his bag completely unaware he's just stolen Martin's skin planning on handing it in soon when he's less busy until about three days later when a strange very cute man turns up on his doorstep telling him he's his husband

A fire alarm in my hotel going off at the wonderful time of 5:50 AM while dreaming about gravity falls was not on my bingo card I'm putting a family curse on the bloodline of the guy who smoked in his hotel room.

So I decided to start making a blanket thinking huh bet it's easy, it's not. All I have made full stop before this is three meh granny squares, I've been crocheting for SEVEN HOURS 💔💔💔💔 I'm only on row something and ready to give up

I know normies are starting to invade fandom culture more and more because some of you mfs would genuinely rather call the ship lovetriangle instead of billfiddlesford where is the fun??? The whimsy???? Why do none of you know how to have a good time smh

There are two wolves inside of me, one is telling me to ship fiddleauthor because they're so domestic and cutesy no matter if it's pre-cannon when they're young or post cannon after he gets his memories back, + they both deserve the sickly sweet typa romance neither has had in probably their entire lives. And the other is telling me that messy toxic obsessed billford is way funnier, whether that be when ford is young and naive and sees bill as his god, during weirdmageddon while bill is trying to romance him in the the fearamid or like a year after it all when bill is either in therapy, freshly out or still evil but bound to the shack