People Have Definitely Already Done This Au But I Cannot Stop Thinking About It

People have definitely already done this au but I cannot stop thinking about it

Martin blackwood is so so so just like meant to be a selkie because you get a good balance of sad facts that would fit perfectly within a headcannon on one side (like how seals only take care of their young for a couple weeks before abandoning them /how in folklore most selkie parents abandon their half human young)

But on the other side silly fanfic ideas like Jon accidentally stealing Martin's sealskin and gaining a husband, he stumbles across a cave with a seal skin in it and obviously he's conflicted because you aren't allowed to skin a seal in England? Why is a single possibly illegal pelt in a random cave in Bournemouth??? But also what if he gets in trouble for taking it to the police, so he shoves it in his bag completely unaware he's just stolen Martin's skin planning on handing it in soon when he's less busy until about three days later when a strange very cute man turns up on his doorstep telling him he's his husband

First time on Tumblr since 2018 and it's?????? Nice??????? I'm simultaneously terrified to post anything or interact with anyone and also at home I was told horror stories about this website why is everyone cool I've been lied to also how the fuck do you tag

He gets 1 single break in the entire series and an episode later he starts the apocalypse

(inspired very much by this lovely post)

YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY REAL also ayyy another aro

They're my brokeback mountain.

(TYSM @patchwork7987 FOR FIXING THIS IMAGE)

I know normies are starting to invade fandom culture more and more because some of you mfs would genuinely rather call the ship lovetriangle instead of billfiddlesford where is the fun??? The whimsy???? Why do none of you know how to have a good time smh