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I support lesbians rights and wrongs but if you put me in a room with season four basira she's walking out with at LEAST a black eye and a broken bone
There's only like 12 of y'all but if you see this know I want to give you a big kiss platonically literally love you all please start convos if you want to ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
do you guys ever just wanna interact with a mutual and have like a full blown conversation and pick their brain apart and listen to them talk about their dreams and hopes and fears and hobbies but are too scared to actually initiate the conversation?
Tumblr is so weird wdym this post will get max 1 like and most of my others will never make it past 50 notes and yet my most popular is almost at 1k
I feel like we should talk more about those gravity falls fans who draw older Mabel as an excuse to give her like massive boobs and tiny little shorts it's so weird
explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
go!
"doodle" and then it's the most gorgeous piece of gravity falls art I've seen in my life
🌟doodle
Early seasons Martin I can fix him blackwood Vs S5 Martin i would like him to be worse kartin: who is your fave?
Would a flesh!Jon au x Martin ship name be fleshdrinking or am I just lazy and weird for finding it funny
Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed
Holy shit I love you you're literally the only person on the same wavelength as me about this/p
This has absolutely been asked and answered before but, how the hell does bill ciphers species reproduce????? We KNOW he didn't just magically appear out of matter or sumthin cuz we've heard him talk about his mother and seen his parents silhouettes with baby bill, not to mention they're 2d and bill is 3d. Is their eye a mouth and reproductive organ? do they shed their skin to make babies like he does to feed??????? DO THEY JUST SPAWN? I know most people just kinda make him a human so he can get freaky with ford but that's boring cmon
Okay yeah he can get men pregnant but HOWWWWW where the eff is he storing genitalia if he's quite literally a triangle that's naked 24/7 apart from a hat and a bow tie
This has absolutely been asked and answered before but, how the hell does bill ciphers species reproduce????? We KNOW he didn't just spawn or sumthin cuz we've heard him talk about his mother and seen their silhouettes with baby bill, not to mention they're 2d and bill is 3d. Is their eye a mouth and reproductive organ? do they shed their skin to make babies like he does to feed??????? DO THEY JUST SPAWN? I know most people just kinda make him a human so he can get freaky with ford but that's boring cmon
This has absolutely been asked and answered before but, how the hell does bill ciphers species reproduce????? We KNOW he didn't just magically appear out of matter or sumthin cuz we've heard him talk about his mother and seen his parents silhouettes with baby bill, not to mention they're 2d and bill is 3d. Is their eye a mouth and reproductive organ? do they shed their skin to make babies like he does to feed??????? DO THEY JUST SPAWN? I know most people just kinda make him a human so he can get freaky with ford but that's boring cmon
Thinking about a flesh avatar Jon au where he keeps leaving more and more bones in the shape of hearts on Martin's desk like a weird fucked up cat but it's okay because Martin matches his freak no matter the universe
THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES
Idk if I'm just on a weird side of the internet but a good 20% of what I see weekly is like omegaverse posts where they're pretending to be in the abo universe and so obviously I follow along because what else am I going to do scroll and miss out on the large majority of people who are so confused and don't know what it is in the replies? Ofc not but I do sometimes have to sit down for a moment after writing a comment out and just think about how this is what I choose to do at 4pm on a Sunday
they would’ve run the PTA like the navy
Rip bill cipher you would have loved Lego batman x jokers relationship 💔
Okay fiddleauthor fiddlestan or whatever fiddleford ship you like in the 80s era gravity falls is cute and fun and all but I feel like not enough people comment on how difficult it would be to be a gay man in the 80s⁉️ yk the aids epidemic ⁉️⁉️⁉️ homophobia without it would be bad in a rural area with probs even less progressive views than a big city but it would be through the ROOFFFFF at that time, I'm a big fiddleauthor fan but I feel like many people don't bother to come up with a reason on why he'd fully cheat on his wife when an explanation is right there: they're in a beard marriage because he knows he can't be openly gay and she's tired of being with a man who she knows doesn't love her and while she may or may not have married him knowing he wasn't straight she deffo expected him to spend more time with their son and her instead of running off for months with his boyfriend 😭 or you can go with the worse option of she has no clue and fiddleford is just a deadbeat who cheats 💔💔💔💔 my man you need to get a act together no wonder your son won't talk to you
(unoriginal joke incoming) Fellas Is it gay to make a secret underground bunker for two people AND ONLY PUT ONE BED. They were either playing the longest game of gay chicken I've ever heard of or they were both boykissers come on now people
NO THATS FUNNY ENOUGH TYSM I proclaim you the #1 buried stan
Something something hilarious joke I only halfway wrote at 2am in my notes app about burying your gays something something Jon and daisy in the buried
Something something hilarious joke I only halfway wrote at 2am in my notes app about burying your gays something something Jon and daisy in the buried
*rises from the water* hello have any of you considered the wonderful and funny possibilities that arise when you wake up one day and decide to ship Micheal the distortion / Martin blackwood