Frogs COULD Be Full Of Prizes. You And I Dont Know, We Havent Been Inside Frogs (at Least I Hope You

Frogs cOULD be full of prizes. You and I don’t know, we haven’t been inside frogs (at least I hope you haven’t)

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

Until I saw iron man in the background i 100% thought this was a screenshot of some new iteration of Scooby-Doo.

okay but also can we talk about the episode where natasha was a vampire

and she 

ran into a mirror

because she couldn’t see her own reflection and just

knocked herself out

The gandors: “three caballeros” from The three caballeros

Eve: “when will my life begin” from tangled

Baccano Disney theme song headcanon

There’s an explanation for this. Suddenly the matter of theme songs were brought up in a skype conversation and all of a sudden I couldn’t stop linking Baccano characters to Disney songs that would be their theme songs. Please don’t take this seriously, it’s for fun and some of them are really crack.

Claire: “Why Should I Worry” from Oliver & Co.

Jacuzzi: “Zero to Hero” from Hercules.

Ronnie: “Poor Unfortunate Souls” from The Little Mermaid.

Szilard: “Cruella de Vil” from 101 Dalmatians.

Isaac and Miria: “A Whole New World” from Aladdin.

Firo and Ennis: “So This is Love” from Cinderella.

Firo alone: “He Lives in You” from The Lion King 2.

Elmer and Huey: “Best of Friends” from The Fox and the Hound.

Elmer alone: “On My Way” from Brother Bear.

Monica: “Love” from Robin Hood.

Graham: “In a World of My Own” from Alice in Wonderland.

Shaft: “We Are One” from The Lion King 2.

Christopher: “I Wanna Be Like You” from The Jungle Book.

Richardo: “Reflection” from Mulan.

Sickle: “I won’t Say I’m in Love” from Hercules.

Lamia as a whole: “God Help the Outcasts” from The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Lebreau: “I’m Still Here” from Treasure Planet.

Claudia: “A Star is Born” from Hercules.

Phil: “Go The Distance” from Hercules.

Roy Maddock: “Pink Elephants on Parade” from Dumbo.

Sleep is the worst because my brain never shuts off and my body always hurts and honestly why is sleeping a thing.

An interesting thing at my school, the higher the grade the fewer people who say the pledge. I personally think the pledge is outdated and part of America’s patriotic propaganda, so I go out of my way to do something while the pledge is happening: throw something out, start the days work, draw, read. Surprisingly I’ve only been asked to stand once.

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

Hey, what was up with 2016 and blonde girls with fluffy ponytails and red letter jackets doing crime which a guy called ‘joker’. I feel like there’s a conspiracy here.

#persona5 #p5 #batman #joker #harley Quinn #ann #suicide squad #one of these things is better than the other