An Interesting Thing At My School, The Higher The Grade The Fewer People Who Say The Pledge. I Personally

An interesting thing at my school, the higher the grade the fewer people who say the pledge. I personally think the pledge is outdated and part of America’s patriotic propaganda, so I go out of my way to do something while the pledge is happening: throw something out, start the days work, draw, read. Surprisingly I’ve only been asked to stand once.

Some of you actually stood up and recited the pledge of allegiance in school and it shows

Until I saw iron man in the background i 100% thought this was a screenshot of some new iteration of Scooby-Doo.

okay but also can we talk about the episode where natasha was a vampire

and she 

ran into a mirror

because she couldn’t see her own reflection and just

knocked herself out

This is reminding me of the time I realized that microwave popcorn isn’t supposed to make you sneeze and tickle your throat.

orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too

Bleh

This is just a post to say, having your lack of ability called out in front a class of people is the worst. Yo, teach: everyone can see that I’m chubby, short and slow. You don’t have to tell the room of skinny speedster ninjas “hey, everyone go easy on R cause she’s bad at this” EVERY FEW MINUTES.

There are days I’d rather fail while being treated like an equal instead of preforming average with a crutch.

Frogs cOULD be full of prizes. You and I don’t know, we haven’t been inside frogs (at least I hope you haven’t)

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

Random digital art: my boy Steven Seward