Sleep Is The Worst Because My Brain Never Shuts Off And My Body Always Hurts And Honestly Why Is Sleeping

Sleep is the worst because my brain never shuts off and my body always hurts and honestly why is sleeping a thing.

Reblogging purely for Shirley.

whoever catches that cat gets a kiss from a student council member right?

Bleh

This is just a post to say, having your lack of ability called out in front a class of people is the worst. Yo, teach: everyone can see that I’m chubby, short and slow. You don’t have to tell the room of skinny speedster ninjas “hey, everyone go easy on R cause she’s bad at this” EVERY FEW MINUTES.

There are days I’d rather fail while being treated like an equal instead of preforming average with a crutch.

W a s p s

This is so random wtf XD

claire stanfield was walking down the street when he saw a kid crying. he bought the kid an ice cream and told her “follow your dreams, don’t give up.” that kid grew up to be oprah.

I can’t tell if this is writing advice about how your world should make a moniker of sense (ie: frogs are not equipped to drink blood like vampires so if you make a blood sucking frog you must actually gove it the ability to suck blood) or if this is some random shitpost made at five am that in reading waaay to deep into

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.