Inabi: We Need You To Keep An Eye On Itachi. Something Isn't Right With Him Lately And We Can't Have

Inabi: We need you to keep an eye on Itachi. Something isn't right with him lately and we can't have him putting the clan at risk...

Shisui: ...Yes, I understand. I'll keep close watch over him on behalf of the Uchiha clan.

Shisui, half an hour later: Itachi you won't BELIEVE what Inabi just asked me to do

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.

For a hatake!Tobirama au I think it'd be incredibly funny if he and Kakashi knew each other and were like. "Yeah no this is just how we interact. Nothing weird here." but any Hatake could tell from a mile away that they had accidentally become pack / imprinted on each other as family

Me, writing Tobirama talking about love in a fic: Idk man...it just feels kinda weird man...like ooc...he can't say the word love...gag...

Canon Tobirama, pausing in his ten minute speech on the power love holds over the human uchiha heart: bitch fucking what

The universe is conspiring against me /j Me, getting teary mid fanfic chapter: Fuck, I need a break. I can't be stuck explaining to my friend that I'm a blubbering mess over Itachi Uchiha at six in the morning. Me, opening tiktok and immediately seeing the clip of Neji getting his brain turned to fucking mush by his uncle: Fucking what have I ever done

Kisame whenever anyone questions his appearance: I have a skin condition and my body modifications (gills) make me feel more comfortable about it >:( how about you mind your own buisness. Oh, you know a good doctor? Is there something wrong with how I look? Maybe I'm comfortable in my body >:(

He got tiktok for cool shark videos and quickly realized if he did this enough they wouldn't press it / he wouldn't end up in a tank somewhere

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.