Kisame Whenever Anyone Questions His Appearance: I Have A Skin Condition And My Body Modifications (gills)

Kisame whenever anyone questions his appearance: I have a skin condition and my body modifications (gills) make me feel more comfortable about it >:( how about you mind your own buisness. Oh, you know a good doctor? Is there something wrong with how I look? Maybe I'm comfortable in my body >:(

He got tiktok for cool shark videos and quickly realized if he did this enough they wouldn't press it / he wouldn't end up in a tank somewhere

Stupid fic concept I low key love:

The Akatsuki gets isekai'd into a modern-esque world. All individually. Not realizing it had happened to anyone else. And gradually find each other months or years later. Just squinting at each other as they see how they each managed to make a living / survive in this new world. Like dude I've seen you burn a man's flesh off his bones what do you mean you work at the library and host themed learning months for the kids now.

Posting this one independently

Hashirama and Tobirama's first time being reanimated vs their second time is just

Zombie Apocalypse vibes vs Wuxia Novel vibes

Sasuke 'n friends for Sasuke Saturday!!

and Karin and Suigetsu if you want em

For a hatake!Tobirama au I think it'd be incredibly funny if he and Kakashi knew each other and were like. "Yeah no this is just how we interact. Nothing weird here." but any Hatake could tell from a mile away that they had accidentally become pack / imprinted on each other as family

This is the exact dynamic Dad!Kisame would have with kid!Shizuma in a modern au