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Imagine Kisame/Jzs First Reaction To Itachi. Theyre Both These Big Muscly Swordsmen And Nagato Was Just
Imagine Kisame/Jūzō’s first reaction to Itachi. They’re both these big muscly swordsmen and Nagato was just like. Here, take this OP emo kid and try not to kill each other.
Nagato: Okay so here’s your partner, Itachi Uchiha-
Kisame: ??? Isn’t he a bit...young? Small? Dainty? Pretty?
Itachi: :/
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Remember the classic scene in Naruto where Itachi and Kisame go to kidnap Naruto but Jiraiya shows up and stops them?
One of my favorite head-canons I’ve thought of is that Itachi actually knew Jiraiya before that. I mean, think about it.
Jiraiya: Has an entire spy network
Itachi: Spied on the clan and Akatsuki, probably others tbh.
So wouldn’t it be cool to think about that? What if Itachi actively knew that Jiraiya was his superior (And Jiraiya would probably some-what know Itachi since he’s spying on such a big project like the Akatsuki).
I can’t find any other Naruto fans with rare-pairs and I’m tired of it tbh. I love NaruSasu and KisaIta as much as the next person (Seriously, I fucking love a lot of big ships), but I can’t find any other rarepair shippers.
So, anyone else like any rare-pairs? Any NejiSasu fans? ShikaSasu? LeeHina? ItaDei? SasoIta? Legit any rare-pairs-
ITACHI NO FJOSFNELJFNE
Tobi, being a shit: Never has Tobi ever got a hug from his parents!
Itachi: Puts a finger down
Sasori, ready to throw hands: Ungrateful parent murdering looking ass-
Akatsuki Thoughts (1)
I just had a thought– The Akatsuki playing never have I ever. Imagine how screwed up that would be.
Plus you KNOW they’re targeting each other.
Deidara: Never ever has my art been dry and boring
Sasori: Oh I’ll spice it up, you little shit. Get over here.
Also Itachi 100% gets targetted by everyone at some point. ‘Never have I ever got a hug from my mother’ ‘Never have I ever got a kiss goodnight’
He’s just like it’s not my fault I’m the only one who was actually raised by my parents you fucking assholes
This idea has been living in my mind free of rent for about a year now, so I have to say it somewhere.
Itachi was barely into his early teen years when he joined the Akatsuki. He had his little conflicts with his dad and fights with the other Uchiha over Shisui. Plus the trauma from the massacre. What I’m saying is.
Imagine Itachi joining the Akatsuki and everyone expecting a cold, level-headed, overly efficient shinobi, but instead they get a moody teenager who just kind of lounges around the hideout like a sad cat.
But he’s of course too strong for the majority of the other members to do anything about it so they just have to let it happen and hope he feels like going looking for the nine tails sometime in the near future.
I like to think that Itachi at some point told Kisame the truth. After all the stops they probably had to make to check on Sasuke or Itachi’s refusual to ever finish him off, I think it’d become clear that something was up since Kisame can smell a lie from a mile away.
Also Itachi deserves someone to confide in so...yeah.