Shiloh (any pronouns), your local mythology geek with an unhealthy obsession with the Aztec gods (MINOR)
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One Of Jupiter's Moons Is Called Io...Juno Was Right To Check On Him Lmao
One of Jupiter's moons is called Io...Juno was right to check on him lmao
Apollo is related to the sun but apollo 11 was a mission to the moon
Can it be that we want the twins to meet??
Juno was a mission to Jupiter, so were we trying to send Jupiter's wife there to check on him?? He does attract a alot of asteroids 😂
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Your daily reminder that Tezcatlipoca is NOT a good person and however I glorify or praise him on this blog if you read the original myths he's a jerk
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Imagine This Crossover...
Apollo rises with his sun chariot at dawn like usual, but this time he's confronted by a pissed-off Huitzilopochtli after the chariot interrupted his fight with Coyolxauhqui.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I should probably be asking you the same question, seeing as you just appeared out of the sky."
"I'm the sun, Huitzilopochtli. You just messed up my daily deadly fight with my older sister, Coyolxauhqui, the moon. I didn't even have time to decapitate her right this time, it probably hurt a lot more, asshole."
"................HELIOOOOOOS!!"
Aztec Gods Headcanons 2
Okay, the first part of this 'headcanon' isn't really a headcanon.
Tezcatlipoca is said in the myths to be disabled, because you know he and Quetzalcoatl put their two braincells together to devise a (terrible may I just say by the sounds of it) plan to kill Cipactli that ended in Tez losing his leg
I hc he has this prosthetic leg that results in a bit of a limp (more accentuated at times) because can you imagine him getting out of a fight and he's limping only due to his disability and one of the gods that probably didn't hear the first 1000 times Tez told the story is like "Oh gods are you hurt"
and Tez is just like "Nah this is from that one time my leg got bitten off by this primordial crocodile monster"
And they're like "..."
Anyway sometimes he uses a crutch because I SAY SO