Imagine This Crossover...

Imagine This Crossover...

Apollo rises with his sun chariot at dawn like usual, but this time he's confronted by a pissed-off Huitzilopochtli after the chariot interrupted his fight with Coyolxauhqui.

"Who the hell are you?"

"I should probably be asking you the same question, seeing as you just appeared out of the sky."

"I'm the sun, Huitzilopochtli. You just messed up my daily deadly fight with my older sister, Coyolxauhqui, the moon. I didn't even have time to decapitate her right this time, it probably hurt a lot more, asshole."

"................HELIOOOOOOS!!"

On the Aztec Gods Crossover Grind so take these...

Aztec Gods x Norse Gods crossover, where the norse gods are like

"Yeah so we're all going to die in the end and the world is going ti end, it's inevitable."

and the Aztec gods are like

"Why, did Tezca mess with the sun again?"

And the Norse gods are so confused (until they meet Tezcatlipoca of course)

Reblog if you once called Aphrodite "Afro-dyt", Persephone "Persa-phone", or Poseidon "Po-sey-don" (or optionally all three)

Reblog if this sight on your blog makes you smile and you would like your followers to talk to you more. 

Well I've become a certified mythology addict ig

(Lmao a week ago I had like 60-70 posts I'm an internet person in case you couldn't tell)

Tezcatlipoca: The law doesn't apply to us, we're gods! You don't get to decide what we do either.

Hera: ...

Hermes: Tez, say sike. Say sike right now if you want to live.

Frigg, Hera and Isis: what do you call disobeying the law?

The tricksters: A hobby :)

Frigg, Hera and Isis: [visibly disappointed]

The tricksters: that we do not engage in :/