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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 17

Hera: Sometimes I ask my husband "Do you have anything planned for our special day tomorrow?" when nothing's happening tomorrow just to see the look of terror and resignation at the same time on his face <3 <3

yeah but I prefer my water cold

Imagine This Crossover...

Apollo rises with his sun chariot at dawn like usual, but this time he's confronted by a pissed-off Huitzilopochtli after the chariot interrupted his fight with Coyolxauhqui.

"Who the hell are you?"

"I should probably be asking you the same question, seeing as you just appeared out of the sky."

"I'm the sun, Huitzilopochtli. You just messed up my daily deadly fight with my older sister, Coyolxauhqui, the moon. I didn't even have time to decapitate her right this time, it probably hurt a lot more, asshole."

"................HELIOOOOOOS!!"

REBLOG IF I CAN MESSAGE YOU 'HEY' AND START A FRIENDSHIP.

always gonna re-reblog

Tez:

OOPS! I did it again-

I caused the end of the world, killed the humans you made~♪

Oh baby baby ♪

Hit me baby one more time!

Quetz: *bonks with stone club*

Tez: OH CMON YOU KNOW I DIDNT MEAN IT LITERALLY OWWW WTF

>@mythos-soup

Quetz: No one touches my humans.

Xipe Totec: Why do you talk about humans like possessions?

Huitzilopochtli: He created them, so they technically are...

Xipe Totec, deadpan: One more offense of property destruction on Tez's file, then.