Muppets I'd Fuck (part 2)

Muppets I'd Fuck (part 2)

Today, I'll be going for a slightly more niche character, Uncle Deadly.

Uncle Deadly is one of the most fuckable muppets, in my opinion. Admittedly I am biased due to my love of horns, I'm sure everyone would be able to understand why I find his so captivating. This post will contain a bit more information on the muppet than the last most in the series due to Uncle Deadly not being as famous as Count Von Count.

Uncle Deadly was first formally introduced in episode 121 of The Muppet Show, the episode being named 'Twiggy'. His personality was heavily inspired by the performances of John Carradine, actor of Dracula (House of Dracula), Enjolras (the 1935 Les Misérables), and occasionally appearing on The Twilight Zone.

(Clip for your viewing pleasure <3)

In his more recent appearances, he works as a fashion designer for Miss Pi*gy (his biggest flaw, sigh)

Enough lore for now, lets go to the rating.

Physical appeal: 8/10. While I love his appearance, I know some might not appreciate the torn clothing he often wears. however, if I were to not factor in others opinion, 10/10.

Personality: 9/10. I cannot think of anything wrong with his personality, but had to deduct points for who he works for.

Charm: 10/10. His voice alone has my legs shaking, but the way he carries himself... oooooooouuuuggggghh

Deliberate

The benefits of asking Hoggle for a threesome with you (Kermit) and Joker. Hoggle says yes, and you spend the evening drinking muppet piss from his cock while the joker fists your muppet hole from behind.

It would hit everywhere just right... thank you for the encouragement, I plan on sharing more of my top picks soon.

Muppets I'd Fuck (part 2)

Today, I'll be going for a slightly more niche character, Uncle Deadly.

Uncle Deadly is one of the most fuckable muppets, in my opinion. Admittedly I am biased due to my love of horns, I'm sure everyone would be able to understand why I find his so captivating. This post will contain a bit more information on the muppet than the last most in the series due to Uncle Deadly not being as famous as Count Von Count.

Uncle Deadly was first formally introduced in episode 121 of The Muppet Show, the episode being named 'Twiggy'. His personality was heavily inspired by the performances of John Carradine, actor of Dracula (House of Dracula), Enjolras (the 1935 Les Misérables), and occasionally appearing on The Twilight Zone.

(Clip for your viewing pleasure <3)

In his more recent appearances, he works as a fashion designer for Miss Pi*gy (his biggest flaw, sigh)

Enough lore for now, lets go to the rating.

Physical appeal: 8/10. While I love his appearance, I know some might not appreciate the torn clothing he often wears. however, if I were to not factor in others opinion, 10/10.

Personality: 9/10. I cannot think of anything wrong with his personality, but had to deduct points for who he works for.

Charm: 10/10. His voice alone has my legs shaking, but the way he carries himself... oooooooouuuuggggghh

Think about

the way that muppet hole tastes as the joker eats it out, probing with his long, silver tongue. Joker’s cock is coming continuously, spurts of green-tinted seed staining the sheets with delectable necter.

As a Dark Feminist I have decided maybe my pesky Mother isn't so bad. I have been unblocked and have returned home... and I have taken Milton with me.

First time drawing Kermit. I wanted to draw @the-muppet-joker something to help with the loss of Kermit.