As A Dark Feminist I Have Decided Maybe My Pesky Mother Isn't So Bad. I Have Been Unblocked And Have

As a Dark Feminist I have decided maybe my pesky Mother isn't so bad. I have been unblocked and have returned home... and I have taken Milton with me.

Envisage

The small, pathetic groans of agony that the vampire let out before expelling Gerard Way. Kermit and Joker stand above the emo, wooden stakes in hand. They smile, knowing they have won, that they have destroyed the one who wished to destroy them. Then they stick their tongues down each other's throats and fuck sloppy style on the ground.

Muppets I'd Fuck (part 1)

Obviously this is not the complete list, but I wanted to discuss some of my top picks other than Kermit.

Count von Count

According to the muppet wiki, the count: "written to represent an adult with the psychological age of someone who is 1,832,652 years old -- and still counting."

That alone is attractive, but still, I keep finding him more and more tantalizing...

He's typically cheery, but is serious about his passion. I wish to interrupt his counting so he'll yell at me. Imagine him yelling at you with his hot accent hgggh. But I'd feel bad... ah well.

And that LAUGH oooougugggh the things he does to me.

Apologies, I've gotten a bit distracted. Now for the ratings.

Physical appeal: 8/10. Wish fangs were sharper, but he's still an attractive muppet.

Personality: 9/10. Hot and kind... wish he was meaner but would be a good bf

Charm: 10/10. Need I say more?

First post of this kind, I hope to improve.

The funeral will be held tomorrow. 7/31

2:00 pm EST

I do not even have his ashes to bury. Any who wish to attend the service, simply howl loud and long into the wind at 2:00 tomorrow and post a mournful image of Kermit. Tell his story as well, if you desire. I will be doing the same, and crying. OH KERMIT! TAKEN FROM ME SO YOUNG. YOUR SUPPLE WRISTS, YOUR SENSUAL WAIST, YOUR DEMURE SMILE, YOUR BREEDABLE HOLE. Taken from us too soon. Burned in a fire by my loathesome emo roommates. Is there any justice?

Join me in my mourning. Tell your friends to join. Your family. Send off my Kermit plushie's soul to the great beyond with one thousand saddened howls! And mourn the fact that I no longer have any Muppet Hole to contain my cum. A Croaker without his Hole? SAD!

We shall lift up the muppet joker to the heavens

Hello

Greetings, brotherhood. Sisterhood. My comrades in arms. You may call me muppetjokerfan2303 or Cuboid. Take your pick. I go by he/him pronouns, but everytime I go on or off @the-muppet-joker s blog i apologize to every women in my house (2).

DNI:

Anti feminist, homophobes, transphobes etc etc

Anti Kin

Anti Muppet joker

Under 18

Gonzo, batman or Error kins

And most of all NO PONIES!

I do not care if you have pet horses. I do not care if you watch MLP or kin one of the characters. This is NOT a safe space for equines of any kind.

I will probably post muppet art and perhaps smut. I shall be ordering my own muppet (maybe kermit, maybe someone else) and will post muppet hole. It is inevitable.

We Are The Brotherhood

welcome to the muppetverse little newling

—fan number 272

Thank you. I feel at home here.