Think About

Think about

the way that muppet hole tastes as the joker eats it out, probing with his long, silver tongue. Joker’s cock is coming continuously, spurts of green-tinted seed staining the sheets with delectable necter.

As a Dark Feminist I have decided maybe my pesky Mother isn't so bad. I have been unblocked and have returned home... and I have taken Milton with me.

The funeral will be held tomorrow. 7/31

2:00 pm EST

I do not even have his ashes to bury. Any who wish to attend the service, simply howl loud and long into the wind at 2:00 tomorrow and post a mournful image of Kermit. Tell his story as well, if you desire. I will be doing the same, and crying. OH KERMIT! TAKEN FROM ME SO YOUNG. YOUR SUPPLE WRISTS, YOUR SENSUAL WAIST, YOUR DEMURE SMILE, YOUR BREEDABLE HOLE. Taken from us too soon. Burned in a fire by my loathesome emo roommates. Is there any justice?

Join me in my mourning. Tell your friends to join. Your family. Send off my Kermit plushie's soul to the great beyond with one thousand saddened howls! And mourn the fact that I no longer have any Muppet Hole to contain my cum. A Croaker without his Hole? SAD!

Hello

Greetings, brotherhood. Sisterhood. My comrades in arms. You may call me muppetjokerfan2303 or 2303. Take your pick. I go by he/him pronouns, but everytime I go on or off @the-muppet-joker s blog i apologize to every women in my house (2).

DNI:

Anti feminist, homophobes, transphobes etc etc

Anti Kin

Anti Muppet joker

Under 18

Gonzo, batman or Error kins

And most of all NO PONIES!

I do not care if you have pet horses. I do not care if you watch MLP or kin one of the characters. This is NOT a safe space for equines of any kind.

Edit: some ponies are okay I suppose… since the muppet joker likes them.

I will probably post muppet art and perhaps smut. I shall be ordering my own muppet (maybe kermit, maybe someone else) and will post muppet hole. It is inevitable.

welcome to the muppetverse little newling

—fan number 272

Thank you. I feel at home here.

What happened in the graveyard?

Athena has been meditating. her connection had been waning I think. she could barely read my energy. at her most synergized she could access my thoughts and memories. I'm worried.