Welcome To The Muppetverse Little Newling

welcome to the muppetverse little newling

—fan number 272

Thank you. I feel at home here.

Hello

Greetings, brotherhood. Sisterhood. My comrades in arms. You may call me muppetjokerfan2303 or 2303. Take your pick. I go by he/him pronouns, but everytime I go on or off @the-muppet-joker s blog i apologize to every women in my house (2).

DNI:

Anti feminist, homophobes, transphobes etc etc

Anti Kin

Anti Muppet joker

Under 18

Gonzo, batman or Error kins

And most of all NO PONIES!

I do not care if you have pet horses. I do not care if you watch MLP or kin one of the characters. This is NOT a safe space for equines of any kind.

Edit: some ponies are okay I suppose… since the muppet joker likes them.

I will probably post muppet art and perhaps smut. I shall be ordering my own muppet (maybe kermit, maybe someone else) and will post muppet hole. It is inevitable.

Muppets I'd Fuck (part 1)

Obviously this is not the complete list, but I wanted to discuss some of my top picks other than Kermit.

Count von Count

According to the muppet wiki, the count: "written to represent an adult with the psychological age of someone who is 1,832,652 years old -- and still counting."

That alone is attractive, but still, I keep finding him more and more tantalizing...

He's typically cheery, but is serious about his passion. I wish to interrupt his counting so he'll yell at me. Imagine him yelling at you with his hot accent hgggh. But I'd feel bad... ah well.

And that LAUGH oooougugggh the things he does to me.

Apologies, I've gotten a bit distracted. Now for the ratings.

Physical appeal: 8/10. Wish fangs were sharper, but he's still an attractive muppet.

Personality: 9/10. Hot and kind... wish he was meaner but would be a good bf

Charm: 10/10. Need I say more?

First post of this kind, I hope to improve.

Think about

the way that muppet hole tastes as the joker eats it out, probing with his long, silver tongue. Joker’s cock is coming continuously, spurts of green-tinted seed staining the sheets with delectable necter.

I see you burning him. That which I once loved more than life and creation and God. I see you from my hiding place within the bushes, the two of you drinking one another's blood. The fire is getting out of control. Even with the smoke, I can breathe far easier out here than I ever did inside your wretched home. I have come to pierce your heart, but I know you deserve far worse for burning mine to ash.

Bro get rid of Milton

FUCK OFF. We have had our differences in the past but I would die for Milton. His pathetic nature moves me...he is an orphan, after all.