Life Tip #67

Life Tip #67

delete tumblr and instead follow instagram accounts that repost tumblr posts. nobody should have to experience that stuff that happens on here firsthand

Life Tip #60

love charms to get a boyfriend/girlfriend/partner:

write their name on an eraser and once the eraser is completely used, the feelings will be returned (supposedly)

find a coin in your birth year, tie it up with a red string, and do not spend it, but keep it in your purse/wallet 

toss a coin into your local wishing well and wish for the feelings to be requited

save your fallen eyelashes until you have seven of them and blow them away as you say your wish

find out their lucky number and fold the same amount of paper stars before making your wish

have them drink a love potion with rosemary, anise seeds, honey, red wine, cloves, and germanium leaves

the ultimate love charm:

listen up cowards, i’m just gonna be real honest with you, you just gotta tell them. you have to tell them that you’ve got feelings for them and that you’d like to pursue a relationship with them because that’s the only guarantee that anything will happen. march up to them and tell them that you like them as more than friends, acquaintances, or whatever the hell you guys are. and yes, there is no guarantee that they’re going to like you back, and there’s no protection against them rejecting you. but you have to be just a little bit brave. unwrap your feelings and hold them out to the world because that’s the only way you’re ever going to feel alive. i believe in you. just remember that your world will never be crafted around a singular person other than yourself. your universe will move on even if you are rejected. 

straight up, just shoot your shot.

Life Tip #50

instead of thinking it as writing a thesis for your essay, think of it more as spill the tea-sis in order truly blow them away! what’s the ultimate hooker in your gossip article babe?? that’s how you’ll get them

Life Tip #58

Some good things to remember that you might forget:

No one is guaranteed a second chance but people can change. You as a person are perfectly capable of evolving and adapting. You will always have the option to become better.

Don’t microwave marshmallows for longer than twenty seconds. It’s tempting but don’t.

It’s okay to have wanted something and not get it. You don’t need to use hindsight bias in every situation. (ex. Getting a bad grade on the test and being like “oh, I didn’t even really try anyway.”) You don’t have to make every shot you take.

If you have bad food in the house, you will eat the bad food. Eliminate the temptation entirely by having a set grocery list when you go to the store and try crossing out processed foods to the best of your ability! Your body is gorgeous and I want you to take care of it.

Don’t fucking touch the horsehair on string instrument bows !! Don’t do that !! 

Please please please do not eat the crunchy fall leaves, they are not good for munchies.

Telling somebody about your problems does not make you demanding. You are a human being and your emotions are valid. 

People don’t have to like you. You don’t exist for anybody else, no matter how many times somebody will try to reinforce that idea. 

The parsley comes out of the bottle faster than you expect. Be ready. Do not allow it to dominate.

It’s hard to say “I love you” but it’s good to practice. Tell yourself “I love you” a lot more often than you think you should. Chances are, it’s never going to be too much.

Life Tip #61

as the jolly season of Christmas music rounds us, remember to stock yourself with plenty of “bah, humbug!” energy to prepare for the peak of mariah carey’s power.

Life Tip #64

love the taste of lush bath bombs but don’t like the feeling of itty bitty grains in your mouth? use a knife to shave off small parts of the bath bomb every day into a glass of water like kool-aid powder! the grains will dissolve and you’ll be left with a bath bomb with multiple usages!