Huh, Well That Just Makes This Whole Fiasco Worse. He's Also White!

Huh, well that just makes this whole fiasco worse. He's also white!

So, fun facts about the Bright Family

They're Hebrew.

They're ethnically Jewish.

Almost all, if not all of them have red hair.

Evelyn (Mom) is Muslim.

Almost all of them are some form of disability representation.

None of this excuses what Duck Man did, nothing can. But overwriting the Hebrew, Jewish, disabled son of a Muslim woman in a position of power with a white brunette is a bad look

Also it wouldn't be "0963", just 963.

Um... heyyyy... maybe choose a different new character to replace Bright...

Warcraft has a whole fuckton of money right now so I would reeeaaaally advise against naming a sneaky, sus af redhead...

Elias.

Shaw.

A SNEAKY. SUS. REDHEAD.

Almost the exact same name as Blizzard's SNEAKY SUS REDHEAD who they will probably defend with their lives because if their representation goes out the window, *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUH* less money

All I'm saying is please don't accidentally get sued for plagiarism

Diluc: *Massacring Fatui loyalists by the hundreds*

Columbina: What do we do with him?

Arlecchino: Why don't I want him dead?

Sandrone: He looks like he needs therapy... should we give him therapy?

Pantalone: I think he's cute

Capitano (Crepus): Indeed. Therapy it is.

Signora: I'll go with whatever the Regrator says (Inspired by the fact that I HC her as having a soft spot for him because he looks like he could be the child of her and her husband)

Diluc: *Confused as fuck but now covered in blood*

Adelinde and Elzer: *Concerned*

(Pulcinella, Pierro and Dottore were excluded on purpose)

Which Shaw?

Um... heyyyy... maybe choose a different new character to replace Bright...

Warcraft has a whole fuckton of money right now so I would reeeaaaally advise against naming a sneaky, sus af redhead...

Elias.

Shaw.

A SNEAKY. SUS. REDHEAD.

Almost the exact same name as Blizzard's SNEAKY SUS REDHEAD who they will probably defend with their lives because if their representation goes out the window, *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUH* less money

All I'm saying is please don't accidentally get sued for plagiarism

Kalecgos' weird magic harness has two functions.

One, to hold the actually important and powerful enhancer on his chest. It makes him stronger and generally improves his already god-like abilities.

And two, to make him look slutty as fuck and it is succeeding

Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*

Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*

Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?

Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*

Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*

Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!

mess with the pupper and you become supper