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Sauron and Morgoth: *Torture Maedhros for 30 years*

Maedhros: *Does not break, does not give them what they want*

Elrond: *Less than a second of puppy eyes* Please?

Maedhros: Fuck *Hands over Simarils* *Hands over all mortal possessions* *Hands over soul* *Hands over relatively ok childhood*

Morgoth: *Shocked pikachu face*

Sauron: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!


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