Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer
Smash Intros: Ike VS Pokemon Trainer
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ike:”Fire burns Grass, Grass absorbs Water, and Water douses Fire. Sounds easy enough.”
Trainer:”But how does Fire beat Wind, but lose to Thunder?”
Ike:”I...think you’d be better off asking Soren that.”
[What happens when different elemental weaknesses interract.]
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Smash Intros: Daisy VS Dark Pit
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Daisy:”Hi, I’m Daisy!”
Dark Pit:”I don’t care.”
Daisy:”Wow, you’re pleasant.”
[A jab at the Daisy meme. ‘Nuff said.]
Smash Intros: Palutena VS Meta Knight
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Palutena:”In some languages, the word meta means ‘goal’ or ‘ambition’.”
Meta Knight:”Mine is to be a knight worthy of my title.”
Palutena:”And mine is to knock you into next week.”
Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name."
Villager:"Neither have you."
Hero:"Touche."
Smash Intros: Terry VS Ganondorf
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Terry:"Y'know, I'm surprised you didn't invite Rugal into your lil' League of Villains."
Ganondorf:"The Subspace Legion has no need for a sadistic madman with delusions of godhood."
Terry:"Yeah, that's YOUR job."
[Rugal Bernstein is a boss in the King of Fighters series and is infamous for his cruelty, god complex, and ridiculous difficulty level.]
Smash Intros: Ryu VS Little Mac
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Ryu:”The WVBA allows boxers to use WEAPONS!?”
Little Mac:”And magic, power boost sodas, and squirrels. It’s crazy!”
Ryu:”It’s disgraceful, is what it is.”
[This is a reference to the various tricks, cheats, and gimmicks all the Punch-Out boxers use in the Wii game. As a traditional martial artist with a strong sense of fair play, Ryu would likely frown on such practices.]