Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager
Smash Intros: The Hero VS Villager
Inspired by “If Smash Bros Had Intros Like Mortal Kombat” by Mister BlackJack
Hero:"I'm not sure I trust you. You haven't even told us your name."
Villager:"Neither have you."
Hero:"Touche."
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