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Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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My Grandmother Thinks OPT Means Out Of Toilet Paper My Uncle Thinks It Means Other Terrible People Those

My grandmother thinks OPT means “out of toilet paper” My uncle thinks it means “other terrible people” Those are some pretty big moods.

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