every-cool-name-is-taken - Swords, pens, and other sharp things
Swords, pens, and other sharp things

Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).

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Friend: Why Are These Grapes So Round?Other Friend: Dont Slut Shame The Grapes

Friend: “why are these grapes so round?” Other friend: “don’t slut shame the grapes”

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Smash that mf reblog button if you’re loving and supporting trans lesbians on this day

TO INFINITY AND-

*looks over edge* Nope.

My grandmother thinks OPT means “out of toilet paper” My uncle thinks it means “other terrible people” Those are some pretty big moods.


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Yep. Forgot to check the url name. ALWAYS check the url name.

What Went Wrong On Apollo 13

What Went Wrong On Apollo 13

As an author who often writes angry stories about this one asshole I knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!

I just found out about the Small Penis Rule, where authors protect themselves from libel lawsuits by explicitly saying a character that was based on a real person has a small penis

supposedly, no guy is gonna come forward and shout “HEY, THAT CHARACTER WITH THE TINY PENIS IS ME!”