Caroline, she/her. Adult but under 25. For some awful reason this is technically my main acc because it's the first one I made, but also I mostly just use it for reblogs. TERFs, racists, and p*dos/'maps' will die by my sword (her name is Slashley).
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As An Author Who Often Writes Angry Stories About This One Asshole I Knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!
As an author who often writes angry stories about this one asshole I knew...TAKE THAT, PRESTON!!
I just found out about the Small Penis Rule, where authors protect themselves from libel lawsuits by explicitly saying a character that was based on a real person has a small penis
supposedly, no guy is gonna come forward and shout “HEY, THAT CHARACTER WITH THE TINY PENIS IS ME!”
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TO INFINITY AND-
*looks over edge* Nope.
No, that’s Link. A twink is where you ice skate or roller skate.
what's a twink?
blonde american snack
My nine year old cousin just saw a “no shirt, no shoes, no service” and she immediately proclaimed that she would wear in a very short crop top, slippers, and no pants. If that isn’t malicious compliance, I don’t know what is. Already trying to beat the system. I’m so proud of her.
Very Bad Idea:
What if we replaced “mean, median, and mode” with “meme, memeian, and mood”?
...IT’S SUNDAY!!
Come get this dick-fil-a