Mother Soul Is

Mother Soul is

Ra's al Ghul's mother?! Finally we get to see that side of the family?

Bats and their first language

Bruce: English, but he learned a weird mix of American and British English. Half the time his kids have no idea what he’s trying to say

Dick: Romani, since that’s largely what his parents spoke. He grew up learning English as well, but was fluent in Romani first and he often forgets English words and gestures vaguely until someone figures out what he’s saying

Jason: Spanish and English. He grew up in a bilingual household, but he has such a heavy Gotham accent that half the time you can’t figure out what he’s saying in English so he switches to Spanish

Tim: English. Ya boy may be Korean, but his parents were third generation immigrants, and they didn’t know enough Korean to even think about teaching Tim. His grandparents ended up teaching him, but by then he was already fluent in English

Damian: Arabic. It’s all that was ever spoken to and around him till he was five, and then he was learning English and Spanish and a few other languages

Barbara: she grew up in a bilingual house hold as well, and she and Jason will often speak in rapid fire Spanish. They do this a lot on patrol and Bruce would like them to stop, please, we can’t all follow what your saying—

Cass: sign language~ more specifically ASL, because it is the most common form. The only one who knew enough ASL to fluently speak with her was Jason, but Bruce was quick to learn and everyone else soon followed

Steph: Would you believe in was Japanese? Her dad had a lot of contacts in Japan, and he fully expect Steph to take over the ‘family business’, so he taught her Japanese first

Duke: English, but he picked up a lot of Spanish from school and just being out in the Gotham streets. Not enough to be 100% fluent, mind you, but enough to not die

Helena: English, but she picked up both Spanish and Italian very quickly when she was little. The Spanish was from Selina, but she couldn’t tell you where the Italian came from

My point is that a lot of bats know Spanish and even though Bruce can speak it he can’t keep up with the rapid fire Spanish Jason please stop doing this every time you join us on patrol I have no idea what any of you are saying child please—

Headcanons for Muslim!Damian Wayne

Firstly, the Entire Batfam celebrates Christmas and Hanukkah together no matter religious beliefs.

Then Damian showed up.

He never really understood Christmas (he was raised pretty sheltered obviously).

Like, it had to be explained to him several times.

Especially Santa Claus.

He’ll by the chimney with a sword and Goliath by his side rambling about how “no strange, plus-sized, man will dare trespass on this mansion or so help me!”

He’ll fall asleep eventually though.

Once he gets a good present or two, he decides he’ll begrudgingly allow this “Claus” man to visit again. Possibly.

Brags to Jon that he gets three times the presents.

Introduces the Batfam to Muslim celebrations.

Loves Eid, HATES Ramadan.

Eid-al-Fitr means gifts!

Eid-al-Fitr means giving as much of Bruce’s money to the animal shelters as possible because, hey, obligatory acts of charity!

Eid-al-Fitr means Pennyworth learning how to make Barfi and Sheer Khurma!

But Ramadan…

Ramadan means no missions or sparring because he can’t fight except out of self-defense.

Ramadan means no cursing out Drake and Todd.

Ramadan means not being Robin because Pennyworth will shout:

“Master Damian, you have taraweeh to attend, this is close to your only time to eat and I refuse to have you accompany your father and then be on your way to school completely starved!”

But at least, he can make subtle jabs at Tim for his coffee addiction.

Leads the Muslim Student Association.

“In'Sha'Allah” as an answer to any question by Dick.

Any. Question.

Biryani is his life.

Bacon is disallowed completely in the Manor. (Dick and Jason cannot contain their disappointment)

Bruce stops drinking around him even at dinner and galas

(Jason tries. Key word: tries)

Any Islamophobic comments said to the Waynes, even indirectly, will not be tolerated.

Seriously, someone made a back-handed comment at a gala and Bruce gave them THE BAT GLARE™

Even Jason and Tim will put aside the petty squabbling with Damian and come after you.

Just. Don’t.

Batboys as Youtubers Headcanons

Request: Not requested

Summary: Like the title says, Batboys as Youtubers

Note/Warnings: I got this idea while I was reading a @jaybirdxarsenal headcanon. Enjoy!

Permanent Taglist:  @softkomorebi

Dick Grayson

Intro: “hEyO, Grayson here!” *flashes award winning smile*

The Overenthusiastic youtuber

Everyone still loves him

Posts a lot of D.i.y videos

Posts twice as much gymnastic videos

HAs SoooOoooo many fan girls omg

Vlogs once in a while, during the whole vlog all you hear is chaotic noises and loud speaking in the background

Jason probably walks in Dick’s room when he’s in the middle of recording, purposely leaving the door open

“Jason can you close the door.”

Jason just laughs leaving the room

Jason Todd

Intro: hEY fuckers, it’s Jason.

Mukbangs + Storytimes

Vlogs

 DeFiNiTELY PRANKS 

Not that active on youtube but somehow stills has a huge following

Most blunt Q&As

“ @Jayisdaddy365 said Fuck me with your gun.”

“you guys need help.”

 BOOK REVIEWS DONT ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS and is brutally honest

“Yeah, this book was fucking trash.”

Tim Drake

Intro: iT’s yEEEEE BOY TIM!

gETS sponsored by Red Bull

Has 2 channels with a MASSIVE following

A gaming Channel

and a channel for random shit like

“How to get straight A’s with minimal effort and sleeping in class” 

“Saying Logan Paul 100,000 Times.”

mEmE LORD

Gaming room tour

has freaking LED lights everywhere

His room is such an aesthetic

Became the Youtube brand endorser of Reese’s Puff

Even recorded a commercial

Became a living meme

The internet won’t let him live it down

Damian Wayne

Honestly, Damian’s intro would probably be bland as shit which just makes it even funnier

Intro: “Hello…”

Outrageous storytimes

shows off his animals

POst things like:

“Five Reasons to go Vegetarian.”

“Why I Hate People.”

“5 Reasons Why People Don’t Like You”

Drawing Tutorials

Has Grandmas commenting on his videos about how he’s so cute ^_^

Bruce : *arrives back at Wayne Manor*

Tim : Hey Bruce !

Damian : Hello father

Jason : ‘Sup B

Dick : Hey Bruce ! Hope your day was as nice as my butt 😊

Bruce : ….

Bruce : …normality was just an inch away Dick…an INCH away..

Man I’m getting a lot of great feedback with my batfam posts and I’m so happy jdsnfosdnoneo !! Here’s a page filled with Jondami or Damijon. It was originally an entire page of my sketchbook but I liked it so much I decided to digitalize it