I'm Having Yogurt At 2 40

I'm having yogurt at 2 40 <3 don't ask i had a long day

Sirius: *can't answer one question*

sirius: god I'm like fucking starfish. i come in all shapes and sizes but I'm still fucking useless

remus: *facepalms*

Criminal Minds, Spencer Reid and y/n

Plot line- y/n is nervous to sleep after some scary day or something, Spencer (bf) is there to help and soothe etc.

Y/n name: Becks (fem)

Extra details: Gentle face touches ✨

Sexualities: straight

Category: hurt comfort/fluff

yup, by the end of the weekend you shall have it. also is Beck's short for Becky or just beckss???

me: i wanna be like my hair

my friend: why? coz it's shiny and smooth?

me: no. coz it's ded.

at some point this has had to happen (after the snape calling lily the 'm' word situation).

snape: *taps james's back at breakfast

james: *aggressively turns around

james: what, snivey?

snape: how's your girlfriend?

james: *confused but trying not to show it* I don't have a girlfriend...yet

snape: i know im just reminding you.

snape: *swiftly walks off*

james: *yells* hey snivey

everyone (including teachers): *looks up from food to see whats going on*

james: how's your mom?

everyone including lily and regulus except Slytherin: *laughing too loudly

minnie: *whispers* nice one, potter

I can't help but die of laughter