Me: I Wanna Be Like My Hair

me: i wanna be like my hair

my friend: why? coz it's shiny and smooth?

me: no. coz it's ded.

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iPhone users: *phone is at 18 percent* oh my fucking god the fucking world is ending

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Wylan, holding a cauliflower in front of Kaz: What’s this?

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dianasourflower

3 years ago

when your pinterest board starts auto-saving pictures of girls into your art board: 🐱......🤍

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I'm having yogurt at 2 40 <3 don't ask i had a long day

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