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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 11(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Zumi: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk,if they have mochi get six. Kenma,coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had mochi.

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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 12(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Kenma: What is the one thing I told you not to do? Zumi: Burn the house down. Kenma: And what did you do? Zumi: I made dinner. Kenma: Zumi: Kenma: Zumi: And burned the house down.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 13(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Zumi: Kenma... Kenma: Oh no,'Kenma' in B flat. Kenma: You're disappointed.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 14(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Kenma: Hey,if you type in your password, it'll show in stars. Kenma: ********* see! Zumi: hunter2 Zumi: Doesn't look like stars to me. Kenma: ******* Kenma: That's what I see. Zumi: Oh, really? Kenma: Absolutely. Zumi: You can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2. Zumi: Haha,does that look funny to you? Kenma: Lol,yes.See when YOU type hunter2,it shows it to us as *******. Zumi: That's cool.I didn't know this site did that. Kenma: Yup.No matter how many times you type hunter2,it will show to us as ******* Zumi: Awesome. Zumi: Wait,how do you know my password? Kenma: Er,I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause it's your password. Zumi: Oh,ok.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 15(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Kenma: I don't know,it's not my cup of tea. Zumi: Well then who's is it? Kenma,staring at a cup of tea: I don't know-


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 16(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Zumi: Did you buy eggs like I asked? Kenma: Even better. Zumi: What the fuck did you- Kenma: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Kat.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 17(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Kenma: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Zumi: We could attack them with hummus. Kenma: I stand corrected. Zumi: Just keeping things in perspective.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 18(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Kenma: What happened-? Zumi: Do you want the long version or the short version? Kenma: Short?? Zumi: Shit's fucked. Kenma: Okay,long. Zumi: Shit's very fucked.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 19(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Kenma: I wish I was a dinosaur. Zumi: Why?Cause they're big and scary? Kenma: Because they're dead.


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4 years ago

Incorrect Quotes 20(Ft. Zumi & Kenma)

Zumi: When's the last time you slept? Kenma: Uh...a few days ago,I think. Zumi: A few-how many?! Kenma: Uh...*starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... Zumi: What you need is sleep-


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