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Happy two-year anniversary! *\o/**\o/*
It's the two-year anniversary of this ridiculous blog! Thanks to all of you for humoring me in my nonsense here.
Let's celebrate by spending too long looking at the tiny sign way up at the top of the front of the Dixing Bar!
It's shaped like a U.S. route road sign, but where the road sign would have "U.S." or some other designation, this sign says 酒馆 (bar, tavern). It's got a flame design on the bottom where the road number would otherwise be. Because the bar is, you know. In hell.
Bonus: A truly great visual/screenshot combo:
the best of chu-mei
bonus:
– He can’t drink. I’ll take him back to his room first.
GUARDIAN 【镇魂】 (2018): EPISODE 11
Look, we all love the cover, and we're right to. We should love the cover. It's such a delightful contrast to the other (gorgeous, this is not a criticism) danmei covers they've been doing, the ones with swirling gossamer robes and blossoms falling gently from trees. No, this one lets you know from the start that you are in for the catastrophe romance of a bitey man who cannot work a cell phone and a disaster bisexual who makes instant noodles with coffee, neither of whom has a lick of respect for the other's personal space. Also, they fuck.
What I haven't stopped laughing about, though, is the little block of text right over Shen Wei's right armpit:
From the author of Sha Po Lang: Stars of Chaos and Faraway Wanderers comes Guardian, the hit novel series that inspired a live-action TV show.
It inspired a TV show. You know, just a show. No adjectives. You can't watch it anywhere. We're not going to tell you what it's called. It's just, you know, a show. There's some action. It was live. You should be enticed to read this book by knowing this fact, but you should feel no similar draw to the drama it inspired. It's the 'she's everything, he's just Ken' of media cross-promotion.
Guardian: truly one of the shows of all time.
