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This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.
“The hand is the visible part of the brain.” Immanuel Kant Honors
Irene Adler & Sherlock Holmes + Hands
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Generate 1 Pokémon, doesn’t matter if you know anything about Pokémon or not
Based on looks + whatever knowledge you have about it, COULD YOU TAKE THIS POKÉMON IN A PHYSICAL FIGHT?
international spy!bokuto being assigned to gather as much information on your husband, who's the ceo of a big corporation, as possible before annihilating him but when he breaks into his office to look around and gather said information, you just so happen to come visit your husband and catch him and he just falls so hard for you so hard....
Curt just constantly beats himself up for Owen’s “death”. He does something well in life? Well he couldn’t save Owen so what’s the point? Fucks up? This is why he got Owen killed. This is why Owen is dead
and it’s that. Constantly. For 4 years. He drowns in his sorrow and is consumed by his self hatred and rage because he let Owen die, he let Owen down. What type of a friend, what type or a partner lets that happen?
That’s not how that night was supposed to go, and Curt knows it’s his own fault it’s ended up like that. And he never lets it go, holds his loss so close to his chest like it’s keeping his organs from spilling out of his body before he crumbles and collapses on the unkept floor of the apartment he only took Owen to once, the same floors Owen graced with his presence covered with dust and grime from the lack of his loves heavenly light breaking through the dark clouds of the dreary space. Why should Curt get heavens light when he left Owen to burn in the building he let explode?
you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
Does the textbook love pair have regular sex?
yes these mfs are horny and like every drabble has smut so yk 💀
It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.
Have you ever just looked at a person and thought they were the cutest and most attractive person you've ever met and that they should be protected at all costs and you just feel happy to be around them and you want to hug them but all non-romantically because it's just so weird but kinda nice?? Like I don't understand
It’s fine to be devastated about the ending of GO2. Like I get it, I am too. But in retrospect, the idea of Good Omens season 2 having a nice ending where everything between Aziraphale and Crowley is lovely and resolved and they’re happy in South Downs is like if Infinity War ended with Thanos permanently/temporarily defeated and them still trying to get us hyped for Endgame. Like, bro, Thor went for the head. We’re good. It’s over. Why’d you bring him back? Lol
I’m not a huge marvel fan but I think you kinda understand why I’m using the comparison
Am I saying no one would enjoy season three if the end of s2 was happy? Absolutely not. We’d love watching our familiar angel and demon be dumb and in love all over again. But wouldn’t a happy ending being taken away and then done all over again feel…. Pointless? Maybe it’s just me. But the story as a whole is much better off with the second season ending on a negative note. It will make the (I’m fairly confident on this, but knock on wood ig) happy ending of season three so much more impactful and satisfying. Those two earned it, even if they were really stupid in the process. Anyways, there’s my rant. Longer than I meant it to be but oh, well.
Atlanteans keep summoning Phantom. They don't mean to, but now he has a very different look.
Apparently the summoning ritual for the High Prince of the Infinite Realms was leaked (he's pretty sure it was Johnny and Kitty), and teenage Atlanteans are like any other teenager; absolutely willing to peer pressure their friends into doing stupid creepy shit.
He keeps appearing underwater, and it's super uncomfortable to take that moment to remind himself to stop breathing so he doesn't accidentally inhale a lungful of water.
Easy solution; he's already got two forms, and one of them is pretty malleable. As a ghost, it's not like he needs to use his legs anyways.
So he changes it.
It's got glittering white scales, glowing green freckles, claws, and a betta-fish-like tail with glowing neon ridges. He calls it his mer-sona, and makes sure to call it that before Tucker can beat him to it.
Now whenever he gets summoned, he just sticks to that form.
*me driving on the (definitely one way) highway* My navigation system: “ Please turn around”
me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)
GPS: what the FUCK did you do