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2 years ago

My personal take on this prompt.

Person A: Dude are you okay?!? You almost died out there!

Person B: I can’t believe I almost died- wait. . . I ALMOST DIED!

Person A: Yeah, I literally just said tha-

Person B: I ALMOST DIED AND I STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THE TRUTH! MOTHERF*CKER!

Person B: Oh well, better luck next time.

Person A: Ok, what the actual f*ck.

I Hope you enjoyed that.

Have a good day or night everyone.

Your life flashed before your eyes, and you saw something you didn’t remember. Now you seek near-death experiences so you can find the truth.


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2 years ago

Again, another take on this prompt, done by me.

Person A: No. . .

Death: Uh wha- but-

Person A: Nope, I am going to stay right here!

Person A: *sits on the ground (cloud?)*

Death: But you can’t do that!

Person A: I am so sick and tired of people telling me what to do! It’s always “Person A you need to this” and “Person A you need to do that.” WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!

Person A: So, no, I’m going to stay right here and not listen to a word YOU or ANYONE has to say.

Death: But that’s not-

Person A: NOPE! La la la la la la I cAn’T hERe yOu! La la la la la!

Death: *pinches bridge of their nose* This is going to be a long day. . .

Today was a shit day. Everyone telling you what to do. You were so angry, you didn’t notice the car. - You wake up, the pit to hell on your left, gates to heaven right. Death stands before you, pointing to a chair. “Sit, we will decide your fate.” That’s it, the final straw. “No.”


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2 years ago

My personal take on this prompt.

Person A: Dude are you okay?!? You almost died out there!

Person B: I can’t believe I almost died- wait. . . I ALMOST DIED!

Person A: Yeah, I literally just said tha-

Person B: I ALMOST DIED AND I STILL HAVEN’T FIGURED OUT THE TRUTH! MOTHERF*CKER!

Person B: Oh well, better luck next time.

Person A: Ok, what the actual f*ck.

I Hope you enjoyed that.

Have a good day or night everyone.

Your life flashed before your eyes, and you saw something you didn’t remember. Now you seek near-death experiences so you can find the truth.


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2 years ago

Again, another take on this prompt, done by me.

Person A: No. . .

Death: Uh wha- but-

Person A: Nope, I am going to stay right here!

Person A: *sits on the ground (cloud?)*

Death: But you can’t do that!

Person A: I am so sick and tired of people telling me what to do! It’s always “Person A you need to this” and “Person A you need to do that.” WHAT ABOUT WHAT I WANT!

Person A: So, no, I’m going to stay right here and not listen to a word YOU or ANYONE has to say.

Death: But that’s not-

Person A: NOPE! La la la la la la I cAn’T hERe yOu! La la la la la!

Death: *pinches bridge of their nose* This is going to be a long day. . .

Today was a shit day. Everyone telling you what to do. You were so angry, you didn’t notice the car. - You wake up, the pit to hell on your left, gates to heaven right. Death stands before you, pointing to a chair. “Sit, we will decide your fate.” That’s it, the final straw. “No.”


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