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Youku posted the final versions! They really called these family portraits in their official accounts! 🥺
If you guys are wondering about the phone and sceptre, those are wedding gifts from WenZhou! 😂 The pics were taken from a backstage skit where XiangNing bowed to them and accepted their wedding gifts (video is in the official concert bts reel)
Zhou Ye/Ma Wenyuan: *bows to parents*
Zhang Zhehan: "I'll give Cao Weining this phone. If Ah Xiang ever bullies you, just give me a call,"
Gong Jun: "I'll give Ah Xiang this Ghost Valley heirloom. If Cao Weining ever bullies you, you can beat him with it,"
So when the Word of Honor concert was first announced, there were lots of inside jokes in the fandom about how a live concert would even work when the entire cast is unhinged as hell and that every single one of them made it their own personal mission to make sure everyone knows that WenZhou are in love and married, censorship be damned.
One of the predicted outcomes was someone's microphone getting cut off mid-speech. But who was it going to be? The mad man Zhang Zhehan himself? Huang Youming with his wedding table jokes? Chen Zihan with her top trending wedding edit? Gong Jun the human collander? Wang-Laoshi and his blatant RPS agenda?
Well it was none of them because it was freaking Heizi-Laoshi (Gao Chong) of all people.
It started on the first day of the concert, when the 5 Lakes Alliance uncles shocked the fandom by being the first of the cast members to crack. They wrote 老温 Lao Wen ❤️ 老周 Lao Zhou on their whiteboards and held it up behind the unsuspecting Wenzhou's heads.
On the second day of the concert, people noticed that their seats were moved to the opposite side, as far away from Wenzhou as the seating arrangements allowed.
But what Youku and the concert staff didn't know at that time is that distance does not matter in the face of a determined Heizi-Laoshi. He had a big booming voice and was certainly not afraid to use it. Unstoppable Force (Heizi-Laoshi) versus Immovable Object (Censorship)
MC: "Heizi-Laoshi is going to show us his talent!"
Heizi-Laoshi: "YES I AM GOING TO SING A SONG AS A TRIBUTE TO OUR WENZHOU'S LOVE!"
Heizi-Laoshi, after singing: "I WISH THAT THEY WILL ACCOMPANY EACH OTHER FOREVER UNTIL THEIR HAIRS TURN GRAY AND WHI-" *mic gets cut off*
MCs, desperately trying to drown out the crowd's screaming: "THANK YOU!!! THANK YOU HEIZI-LAOSHI, THANK YOU!!!!"
The only thing more impressive than Heizi-Laoshi's determination to literally scream out Wenzhou's love to the world is how casually Zhang Zhehan and Gong Jun reacted to the whole thing. No embarrassment, no awkwardness. Just pure chaotic approval.
And then Huang Youming, determined not to be outdone, declares that he will be singing a song as well.
Huang Youming: "I'M GOING TO SING A SONG BY MY IDOL JAY CHOU"
MCs: "Okay!" ☺️
Huang Youming: THE TITLE OF THE SONG IS "A SECRET THAT CANNOT BE TOLD"
MCs: "HUH????"
In the end, none of the parts described in this post were included in the livestream's replay version. No doubt the funniest thing about all this is that everyone expected the younger cast members to go wild, but it was the uncles who ended up scandalizing everyone. Huang Youming was expected, but literally NO ONE saw Heizi-Laoshi coming. Bless his shipper heart.
I miss these days before the attack...
山河令 Word of Honor Concert - Day 1 Chaos in Summary
➩ ➩ ➩ All You Need to Know About Day 1
(1) The Olds Ship WenZhou - Bonus Uncle Gao Chong face-palming and sliding off his chair
(2) Hugging Game - ZZH abandons GJ, leaving him betrayed and forlorn
(3) ZZH & GJ Bickering - Because GJ wants to drag ZZH down with him to do the punishment
(4) Bullying Ye Baiyi in Ep 27 Re-Enactment (Comedy Ver.)
(5) CaoXiang Wedding Fix-It!!!!
(6) ZZH Touches GJ, GJ Touches ZZH, ZZH Gets Violent
(7) Chen Zihan Says WenZhou Rights - She got balls
(8) What Singing, What Concert - Off Key OTP
