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2 years ago

i try to see the glass as half full, but I'd probably just drink that too

when i was a kid i used to respond to the "glass half full/half empty" question by asking how the liquid in the glass got there in the first place. nobody ever gave me a chance to explain my reasoning so i'm doing it now

if you have a glass and it has some liquid in it, up to the halfway line, whether it is empty or full depends on what happened before the question was asked. if you started with a full glass and poured half out until only half remained, the glass is half empty, because if you continued pouring it would be fully empty. however, if you started with an empty glass and poured liquid from another container into the glass up to the halfway line, the glass is half full because if you continued pouring it would be all the way full. logical, no?

i was 13 years old when somebody finally told me it was supposed to be some kind of optimism/pessimism thing. i always thought it was a riddle that nobody let me solve


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1 year ago

*pins you against the nearest wall and looks passionately into your eyes*

well he collapsed with Steven-Johnson syndrome on the E.R floor, panic attacked, aniphylactic and ataxic, well the way he spun his butterfly risked all 6 his phalanges, roman candles up both ends of his synapses. AAAAND the weather in which he recycled his humours Trojan horse'd his blood brained barrier and raise the LD-50, yes? yes.


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1 year ago

She better on my alternative, till I autumn bomber coat…*Extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

Holy Shit Dazai Is A @accidental-will-wood-reference (I Found This On Pintrest)

Holy shit dazai is a @accidental-will-wood-reference 😱😱😱 (I found this on pintrest)

OMGGGGGG!!!


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1 year ago

@accidental-will-wood-reference Woahhh

My body is but a #poetry temple.


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11 months ago

Hand me my shovel, I'm going in.

Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In.

close up!!! :D

Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In.
Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In.

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


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11 months ago

So does anyone want to hold my hands and dance the 12 step on my grave or not?


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1 year ago

Cums

Word 253/5279

Song: Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally


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1 year ago

im sorry will wood fans i didnt make it through the kawaii 850hr playlist but its only cotard's solution. 10 000 songs thats just cotard solution on repeat

and then the playlist vanished. I ended off on 2462/10 000 and yes i was playing this playlist only if i was present. For now, I am free.


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1 year ago
GGGGGRARRARARAA GAAAABE

GGGGGRARRARARAA GAAAABE

Btw my hand is recovering already, so everything's fine


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11 months ago
I'll Stay Awake Tonight...

I'll stay awake tonight...


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