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Ok so I hate the whole Terror Taxi thing at the end of Jackass 2 however this specific part right here…
…yeah…
I don’t think Steve-O’s heart brand is talked about nearly as much as it should be. I love it so much honestly, idk if that’s controversial.
I love her <3
I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER OH MY
If I don’t wake up to see this in my living room tomorrow I’mma be hella mad and y’all WILL be hearing about it.
Happy Sol Invictus (or whatever you celebrate)
Saw this on twitter, from @ trecoolenjoyer and it's my favourite thing
I really can't stop thinking about Johnny Knoxville's tits. Especially on shark week with the crown and cape.
Please tell me this isn't just a 'me' problem 😭
They are like collectable baseball cards <3
(if anyone makes a Steve-o or Pontius or anyone else version, please tag me I want to see I love them 😩🙏)
as he should tbh💅🏻
also, i saw something like this but it was bam but i forgot who it was ! but this was inspired by them !
Feeling sad and ill so please reblog this with your favourite photo of Johnny Knoxville 😩🙏
Steve O, Pontius and Knoxville are THE trio, I love them so much.
There's just something so 😩 about seeing Knox get a tattoo
Ok so my hyperfixations are short and intense! So they are like dense and compact and I think my Jackass one is over, obviously I still love it and Knox is dilf-central and Steve o and Pontius still mean so much to me however, there's another man...
Jerma...
viva la bam!!
Deron Miller, former vocalist/rhythm guitarist for CKY
𝐒𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐔𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞 - 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐎
“𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗹𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁’𝘀 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝘆 𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱” - 𝗥𝗶𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮
pairing(s) | Steve-o x reader
summary | headcanons on traveling with Steve for wildboyz!
warnings | sexual themes, cussing, violence, idk normal jackass shit
based on THIS request!
REQUESTS ARE OPEN! MASTERLIST!
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• it would be so much fun omg 😭
• lord knows him and pontius are dumb AS HELL
• I can imagine it taking some convincing for you to go, promising he will let you relax and be on his best behavior! (liessss…)
• I can see the car rides being simultaneously the best and worst part
• stopping to eat
• stopping to get snacks
• Steve and Chris stinking up the car
• The boys snoring loud ASFFF
• Steve got you and him slushies and made some dumb joke about making out
“My slushie is red, yours is blue, let’s make our mouths purple 😏” - Steve probably
“Baby please shut up” - you most likely
• Pontius swearing up and down that you only came to “steal his man”
• I can imagine you behind the camera when they’re filming laughing YOUR ASS OFFFF
• being grossed out by the stupid shit they do, and forcing them to clean themselves because you can’t handle the smell
• Steve coming at you with a big ass snake or a spider
“STEVIE I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS” with pontius laughing in the background
• when you do actually get the chance to relax you get to do a little sight seeing, take some pictures, etc etc
• Steve being clingy ASF the whole time.
• literally begging for a quickie everytime yall are alone
• overall a very fun and eventful experience
• 10/10 would recommend (only fun if you’re patient, if you’re not a patient person, stay home babe 🙏it’s for the best)
IM SORRY THIS WAS KINDA SHORT!! I couldn’t think of a lot of stuff 😔 hope you still enjoy! Love you all 😚
@lexaknoxville
𝘪 🩷 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘹𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦
my aesthetic + pj
party lover boy - Chris Pontius
“𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝘆𝗼, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲” - 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶 𝗣𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀
pairing(s) | Chris Pontius x reader
summary | just some headcanons of being Party Boys gf 😚
warnings | kissing, blood, the usual jackass stuff
REQUESTS OPEN!!! MASTERLIST!!
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• this could be me being delusional but, i think he’s actually a really gentle man
• well you know how he is normally, but i see him being an absolute sweetie to you
• plays with your hair 😫 i can see him running his fingers through it, helping with a curl routine if you have one, and he LOVES if you get it done all nice and pretty (definitely a sucker for braids)
• will randomly show up to your house as bunny the lifeguard, just to get a laugh out of you
• IMAGINE TRAVELING WITH HIM FOR WILDBOYZ!!!
• def the type to throw bugs and random shit at you, then feel bad if he actually upsets you (it’s best to act upset, if not he’ll keep doing it 😟)
• secretly a sucker for the cheesy shit like sharing a milkshake, matching bracelets, etc
• jokingly he’s not joking flirting with steve-o just to mess with you
“y/n you’re great and all but, me and steve-o have a special connection” - chris with that goofy ass smile on his face
• will see a pretty flower while he’s out wondering around and brings it back to you
“ i saw it and thought you would like it, here you go!”
• he’s so cute omg
• BEGS you to get your nipples pierced with him, i can see it now omg
“babe we should totally get matching nipple rings”
• will pull some random fun fact out of his ass, and then be shocked when you didn’t know
“chris, honey, what are you talking about…”
“YOU DIDNT KNOW?”
15 minute rant follows
• randomly pops into your room with your bra and underwear on
(constantly scolding him for breaking the clasps on your bras, so he buys you new ones)
• a REALLY GOOD KISSER
• i feel like he’s a gentle, slow kisser, really likes to take his time with it
unless he’s drunk, then it’s sloppy and fast
• comes home bloody and you have to clean him up, yall are STOCKED UP on first aid stuff
• calls you nicknames like baby, babe, angel, and the random shit like monkeybutt, and pumpkin 😭
• loves pop music, don’t play with me
• i KNOW he blasts Britney Spears in the car if you want him too 🤷♀️ i don’t make the rules sorry
UGHH THIS IS ALL I HAVE RN, BUT I KNOW MORE WILL COME TO ME SO BE READY FOR MORE OF THESE 🙏
CHRIS PONTIUS MY KING
for @tonymarias 🫡
i come to you. on my knees. begging for chris pontius fic and or headcanons
you ask and you shall receive 🫡
here you go bsf