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lmao im on THIN FUCKING ICE HERE so i watched this movie && my bisexual ass was tryna talk to my friend about the cast && i was really into these two girls && literally went on about them for ages && she must have thought it was like straight!admiration or something idk bc she started talking about the boys but i didnt find any attractive so i was just like :(((((( giiiirrrrllllsssss
advantage of having small eyes: people will never know that you just cried






I just realised that the rest of the world doesn’t know about one of my favourite New Year’s Eve in Germany things:
Angela Merkel getting out her shiny blazers for her speech.
They’re only for New Year’s Eve. The shiny Merkel is very rare and can only be spotted on the 31st of December.
Whaaaaaaat!? I must try this
i just wish the tumblr messenger worked on mobile :’(
A funny thing about being medically simple-minded is that sometimes you'll go to the doctor's office for one reason or another, and get diagnosed in a heartbeat with something you've absolutely never heard

It’s strange but it’s true
Random TMNT Thunks
I had to get my windshield replaced today, and I was chatting with the said dude when I noticed a very specific shade of green on his wallet.
My fangirl brain was like “there’s only a handful of fandoms with THAT specific shade of bright green”
Lo and behold, it was indeed my beloved masked boys. We needed up chatting about TMNT and it’s many conduits for the rest of the time.
Nearing the end of our conversation, I turned to the dude and said, “Since you’re my TMNT brother, I feel like you would be the only person to appreciate this.”
And then I proceeded to go to the back of my car and pull out not my one, not my two, but THREE of my katanas. Like the complete casual fan that I am.
I unfortunately get a lot of grief from my family because of my great love and appreciation for TMNT, but once again I was pleasantly surprised at the connections I get to make because of these silly turtle boys.
I know it’s crazy, but you can reach people by being a fan. I got the sweet privilege of being the facilitator of a smile today. Just because I was a silly little fangirl who loved family and ninja turtles, and I will be forever grateful for that.
💙💜❤️🧡🥷🏼🐢