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white ppl be like “ooo that’s too spicy for me haha 🤪”
BITCH THATS FUCKING MILD SALSA FROM UR LOCAL WHITEWASHED MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANT GROW SOME BALLS YOU COWARD
the whitest thing I do is drink sparkling water when I have to stay up late to study cause I think it keeps me “awake”
6. They have absolutely no horror movie survival sense
7. Half the time they shout out loud "are you there?" or "anyone here?" Like dude have you never seen a horror movie/show
8. The have no curfew
Things TV has taught me about white people
1. They go in the woods at night for some reason and don’t except anything bad to happen.
2. They also have parties in the woods for some reason.
3. They keep important things underneath the secret floorboard compartment that they apparently all have.
4. Casseroles
5. If there’s a trail of blood they follow it instead of running the other way