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Remember you can ask Poppet anything at all, she loves to give out information as well as advice.

Hello followers! Pictured here is Poppet the House Hob. Poppet uses her fairy knowledge to answer questions in What’s the Time, Mrs Woolf? But this time Nobody has sent Poppet a question yet, and the deadline for the next issue is only 2 days away! (1st May)
Poppet will be very sad if nobody gives her a question to answer. If you have a question, a problem, or you need advice, please send your queries to Poppet at this address:
She’s learned how to use email specially so you can ask her things!
What's the Time, Mrs Woolf? is looking for submissions for the Autumn issue!
Hello hello Woolves!
It’s that time again! We’re now collecting submissions for the Autumn issue of What’s the Time, Mrs Woolf.
There’s no official theme, but if you’d like a starting point we have some that might help. As we’re now into the two darker seasons, it’s a good time to submit...
Yusss! It's time again to make a new zine! If you feel like submitting something to our Winter issue, please do!
Call for Submissions - Winter issue
Hello hello Woolves! The Autumn 2013 issue has launched at our Autumn events and is now available online, so it’s time to get cracking on our first Winter issue!
There’s a short deadline on this one as we’re hoping to go to another event in December, so it needs to be ready in time. Please get your submissions in as quickly as possible!
As usual we’re looking for articles, comics, illustrations, recipes, poetry and creative writing, puzzles, how-tos, questions for Poppet, anything you’d like to see when you pick up a zine! As this is the Winter issue, it’s a good time to submit anything wintery, festive, or otherwise in keeping with the season. At this time of year we especially encourage warming Winter recipes!
The format is A5, black and white, 300dpi jpeg files. Please remember this zine is lady-types only, so we will only be accepting submissions from women, girls or other lady-types.
Please send your submissions to whatsthetimemrswoolf (at) gmail (dot) com by the 28th of November.
We’re looking forward to seeing them!
Aw yeah Winter zine! If you want a Winter zine before Christmas, please do order it soon! I'll be going home for Christmas on the 19th, so I need to post everything before that date.
Haha my advent calendar sneaking in there.










Hello Woolves! Our chilly Winter issue is all stapled up and available in our online shop! Our cut-off for orders before Christmas is the 18th of December, so please order quickly if you’d like one before January. (For UK buyers, anything ordered before or on the 18th should also arrive before Christmas.)
Highlights this issue include new contributors, a four-page Lesbian Heroes special, warming Winter recipes and an article by Nel McDonald, whose writing was recently featured on xojane!
Full contents of this chilly issue include:
An exciting cover by Scotland-based artist, Kirsten Bradley Henderson! With overlay by our own Lilywoolf.
Another lovely door picture by regular artist Gem Sheldrake.
Lesbian Heroes has a four-page special for honourable mention Constance Spry, the controversial mother of modern floristry.
Felix the Cat and Friends, a new comic from Meg Guindon.
Sewing Sans Pattern shows you how to make a hedgehog pincushion. A little cliché, but fun and easy to make.
Another festive illustration by regular contributor Clem Tarrant.
Linsensuppe mit Einlage, or lentil soup with frankfurters. A warming Winter soup recipe courtesy of Sarahwoolf’s dad.
Man Logic, a cute and funny comic by new contributor April Nash!
Shunning Sweet-Tooth Shame, a short article by Nel McDonald on the infuriating trend of calling all cakes and sweets ‘naughty’, ‘indulgent’ and ‘sinful’.
The return of Things Sarah Sees, this time on the pavement.
Sammy Borras provides another fantastic Stale Symphony comic!
Poppet the House Hob receives a question about baking for dietary restrictions, and responds with a recipe for gluten-free, vegan flapjacks. Maximum sharing potential!
Last but never least, another festive door picture from Deborah Clerkin.
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Many thanks to all our lovely contributors, we hope you’ll enjoy all their hard work!
Hey hey, that zine that I make with my pals is looking for submissions again! You have the month of February in which to make something!
Remember you can also send a question to be answered by Poppet the House Hob, if you would like some fairy advice or just some information.
Call for Submissions - Spring 2014
It’s that time again, Woolves! We’re getting ready to put out our first zine of 2014, we hope lots of you will contribute! The deadline for the Spring issue is 28th February.
As usual we’re looking for articles, reviews, comics, illustrations, recipes, poetry and creative writing, puzzles, how-tos, questions for Poppet, anything you’d like to see when you pick up a zine! As this is the Spring issue, it’s a good time to submit anything Spring-related, or otherwise in keeping with the season. However, there is no set theme, so we will still consider non-Spring-themed submissions!
The format is A5, black and white, 300dpi jpeg files. Please remember this zine is lady-types only, so we will only be accepting submissions from women, girls or other lady-types.
Please send your submissions to whatsthetimemrswoolf (at) gmail (dot) com by the 28th of February.
We’re looking forward to seeing them!
Yusss it was a good time. Although my train journey home was not.
Please do come and see us at later events if you missed this one! We'll have new Mrs Woolf zines, new comics and maybe a new music zine soon!






Sarah Fogg and I had a good day at Midlands MCM Expo yesterday. It was great to see so many friends and meet new people. Thank you to everyone who came by the table for a chat and/or purchased comics and zines.
We have 3 tables confirmed this spring. You will be able to find us at the following events.
Birmingham MCM Comic Con (Comics Village) - 22nd-23rd March
BCExpo - 10th-11th May
London MCM Comic Con (Comics Village) - 23rd - 25th May
All our comics and zines are available to order through my Etsy shop or Sarah Fogg’s Etsy shop.

Oh no! It’s only two days until the deadline for What’s the Time, Mrs Woolf? Spring 2014, and nobody has asked Poppet the House Hob a question!
Poppet will be very put out if she has no questions to answer. If you have a problem, or you just want information, please allow Poppet to apply her fairy expertise!
You can email us at [email protected], or ask Poppet a question here on tumblr. If your question is printed in the zine we’ll also send you a copy so you can enjoy Poppet’s answer in all its creatively-spelled majesty.
Calling contributors past and new! This month What’s The Time Mrs Woolf? ‘zine is accepting submissions for our Summer issue. The theme is PIRATES. The deadline is the end of May. Send us your writings, drawings, comics and more!
Please send submissions to [email protected]. The…
Here's a thing I will have at Comica tomorrow! I apologise for being awful at announcing events within reasonable notice.








Avast, Woolves!
With rather un-piratelike apologies for the lateness of this post, we present the Summer 2014 PIRATES issue of What’s the Time, Mrs Woolf? for your viewing enjoyment! This issue contains articles, comics and illustrations from many dastardly wenches, and in the spirit of law-breaking and thievery a ROGUE MALE has even sneaked his way in…
In this issue: A shockingly coloured internal cover by the talented Gem ‘She Got All The Gems’ Sheldrake.
Article: Lesbian Heroes: Anne Bonny and Mary Read by our own Lilywoolf.
Illustration: Things Sarah Sees: In The Living Room by Sarahwoolf (my own self).
Article: Oceans… Oceans… an article on the good lady Tetra in the pleasant parlour game Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker by our ROGUE MALE, James ‘Long Jim Silver’ Smith.
Article: Sailing Superstitions, a fact sheet of some common nautical beliefs by Sarahwoolf.
Recipe: Old Jamaica Coco Pop Bars by Lilywoolf.
Comic: Pyrates by Meg ‘Grisly Girl O’ Golden Guineas’ Guindon.
Article: Sailor Moon vs Peppa Pig, an analysis of gender roles in children’s programming, by Nel ‘Nefarious Nautical’ McDonald.
Instructions: Sewing Sans Pattern: Adding A Sailor Collar by Sarahwoolf.
Comic: Pirate Radio by Mair ‘Terror Of Tortuga’ Thomas.
Article: Vile Bodies, an analysis of Mama Dola and the figure of the older woman in Studio Ghibli films by Lilywoolf.
Comic: Stale Symphony: Lost Socks Pirate by Sammy ‘Barbarian Of Barbados’ Borras.
Ask Another Question! our ship’s fairy answers the questions of another hapless human.
Special thanks to our own Lilywoolf, for doing the cover, intro, contents, credits and other extra admin stuff for this issue, allowing myself a much-needed break for some freelance jobs. Keep an eye on the woolfblog, for in thanks I will be recording myself reading her excellent pirate-voiced intro aloud and posting it here on the blog.
Arrrr, while we be takin’ this here issue and the three precedin’ to Comica Comiket tomorrow, that’s not a lot o’ notice fer an event, so this issue also be available for purchase on our online shop!
There's still time to submit!
I count everything that arrives before I get up on the 21st as being within the deadline, so there's still two days to make/finish a piece!


Attention Woolves! What’s the Time, Mrs Woolf? is now accepting submissions for our Autumn 2014 issue! Our Autumnal theme this year is GHOSTS…
We will consider ghostly articles, comics, short stories, poetry, illustrations, recipes, instructions and how-tos, fact sheets, puzzles and anything else. If you’d like to read it when you pick up a zine, we’d like to see it! (Even if it’s not strictly ghost-themed.) For this issue we especially encourage classic and original ghost stories, and real-life paranormal experiences…
As usual our resident fairy, Poppet the House Hob, is also ready to answer questions and give advice and information to hapless humans. Questions for Poppet are always welcome!
The deadline for this issue is Saturday 20th September. Any submissions received after this date will be considered for the Spring zine.
Please send submissions to [email protected]
The format is A5, black and white or greyscale, 300dpi JPEG files. If you’d like to submit a cover illustration, the cover format is A4 (landscape), full colour, 300dpi, JPEG. Please read our full submission guidelines for further information, or email/message us with any questions.
Please note: due to life events Lilywoolf and I have decided there will be no Winter zine this year. If you are thinking of submitting we encourage you to submit to this Autumn issue! While we do accept submissions at any time, the next zine after this one won’t be printed until Spring next year.
Photos from London MCM! I am hiding behind a comic by Tom Siddell.
This year’s event had some changes that caused a lot of arguments online, so I’m still dithering about whether I should say anything about how I thought it went. Does anyone have a backbone I can borrow?





A big thank you to everyone who bought stuff at London MCM Comic Con! Sarah and I had fun behind the table chatting to people who came by and inventing our own gang name and secret hand shake.
We are hoping to exhibit at the event again in October - but no promises since there’s a lot of competition for table space!
My next event without Sarah will be Manchester MCM Comic Con, you’ll be able to find me in the Comic Village - for a detailed and up to date list of events see the sidebar of my portfolio blog.
If you can’t get to these events we also have Etsy shops:
https://www.etsy.com/shop/sammyborras
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/sarahfogg
Thanks again!
Sammy