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Things I've heard in my college level engineering course (The first 2 weeks)

> Sigh, I’ll go get the spaghetti *said by teacher* > I need a noodle socket > Why are you looking up cats with instruments and pandas > I like the number 8 *was said on an educational video* > *searching on google* How to write line > *searching on google* How to Excel > Don't delete my golf game or I'll delete you > Why are you clicking a cookie > NO WE NEED MORE CURSORS > I’m like low class russian > Is that kazoo kid > You can get away with murder in Yellowstone > How am I supposed to protect myself from a giant laser beam with a potato chip > His fruit is leaking ? Is that a metaphor ? > Hey pass me a yoke *talking about a york* > You can’t use dry spaghetti silly, you have to cook the spaghetti, then weave the spaghetti, then you put it on and it dries on you *about how to make a spaghetti shirt* > nO MORE MEmeS