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YOUR TELLING ME WEE JOHN AND HODOR ARE PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON AND SOMEHOW MY BRAIN JUST DIDNT NOTICE-
I'm posting this before I watch the new episodes.
I have multiple ideas of what could happen in episodes 6/7
1. Izzy and wee John comfort scene where wee John thinks he's not pretty or fit for the dress he has and Izzy gives him a pep talk
2. I'm gonna think of the royal pony wedding from MLP atleast twice in the drag episode
3. Stede and Ed necking like teens after Stede gets hurt because they realize that they've almost lost each other so many times
4. Alternatively, after the drag show thingy Stede and Ed get drunk and do dumb shit then wake up in the morning like "oh shit we said we'd take it slow-"
5. Lucuis and Pete need to kiss during the drag show. Pls.pls.pls.
6. Jim getting help from Olu or Archie with their mustache that they have drawn on (Fucking love that for them)
7. Stede possibly getting new outfits for everyone at a port because OMG they wanna wear fancy stuff??? Yes please (Alternatively they all secretly got fancy stuff to surprise Stede maybe?)
8. Symbolism between Izzy, Stede and Edward with the red hibiscus's
9. Edward sobbing his eyes out whenever Stede gets hurt??? Yes pls.
10. SWEDE BEING SO IN LOVE WITH JACKIE (his Fucking outfit is gonna make me scream I love it)
11. Jackie and zheng looking at Stede and Edward like 🤢 anytime they try to be cute together when they team up
12. Ricky pulling the 'you lead me down this path! You're at fault for/ why I lost my nose / or /why I became this way/ and Stede being like "??? What??"
I have so many more ideas but I'm going to leave this as the list for now.
Also I know I'm gonna cry when Izzy sings. I Fucking know it and I plan to post a drawing of me crying over it tomorrow.
Frenchie sleeping between Wee John, Olu and fang in a cuddle pile
It was Calypso's birthday, and the fireworks were booming away in the night sky. They were so bright and loud that even under the ocean, they caught the attention of the mermaid Ariel. Her father, King Stede, thought she was home working on homework, but she had snuck out of her room to treasure hunt.
When she surfaced and saw the massive pirate ship, Ariel was intrigued and went to investigate. What she saw onboard was a whole bunch of joyous people loving life and each other.
She was watching them dance when her friend, Buttons the Seagull, came to say hello. She tried to make him go away so he wouldn't alert the pirates of her presence, but he didn't listen…like usual. As they watched the party continue, a very handsome bearded man started to sing.
Now, even the mermaids knew about Blackbeard, so as the lovely song filled the sea air, Ariel recognized him leaning against the railing. Seconds later, she watched as he went to move but slipped and tumbled backward into the ocean.
Ariel went to rescue him but found her dad had gotten there first. Guess he had figured out that she wasn't at home doing her schoolwork and had come to find her. Hmm…her dad and Blackbeard were staring at each other rather oddly.
Oh! OHHH!
And then Ariel watched as her dad transformed into a human and went with the pirate onto the ship. Blackbeard found some clothes for Stede, and Ariel smiled as the besotted man introduced her dad to the crew.
Her attention turned upward then as a new set of fireworks started. It wasn't until the last sizzle of color faded from the night sky that she noticed her dad and Blackbeard were not on deck. Wanting to be sure the dreaded pirate didn't hurt her dad, Ariel swam around and looked in all the windows for them.
OHHHH F#ck!!! She shouldn't have looked in that window! As happy as she was for her dad, that was definitely not the image she wanted to have burned into her brain!
The goddess, Calypso, visited me in a dream. Raise your motherfucking glasses!