We Are Fucked - Tumblr Posts
Yk the memes abt America not having free health care.....
Yeah
*cries in Europian*
Americans:
Hey yall. Congress has recently introduced a new bill, and i cannot explain it well, but its really short and i think everyone needs to give it a read.
https://href.li/?https://mikejohnson.house.gov/uploadedfiles/johnla_083_xml.pdf
We are so fucked.
- an American watching the presidential debate.
Biden isn't speaking comprehensively whatsoever and he fades in and out and Trump is making shit up
Trump is looking better (I would choke before I vote for him) he's charismatic and composed, although that is probably because he's lying out his ass
TRUMP JUST CLAIMED HE COULD HAVE PREVENTED THE ATTACK ON UKRAINE
This is the bad timeline, we are living in a dystopia
ANSWER THE QUESTION
Since 2023, I have been keeping something know as my Chaos Calender. Everytime an event I deem noteworthy happens, I add it to the calender. I feel like now it a good time to share it.
{2023}
January
-Beyoncé Dubai concert video
-Doja Cat bedazzled with Schiaparelli
-Noah Schnapp came out
February
-Chinese spy balloon burst
March
-Eras tour
-TikTok ban panic
-Trump crime thingy
April
-AI started popping up
May
-Prince Charles crowned
June
-🎶Toxic Gossip Train🎶
August
-The Battle Of Montgomery (Dinner cruise Vs. Pontoon)
- new shape discovered
- Zepotha chaos
- The Joe Hawley document
- Hawaii wildfires
- Ancient underworld passage in Mexico
- Telescopes are time machines
- Trump got arrested
- LIL TAY IS DEAD!?
September
-TIMOTHEE AND KYLIE!?
-Danelo Cavalcante is caught.
-Libya is under water
-Brooklyn is under water
October
-LIL TAY ISN'T DEAD!?
-Israel starts a genocide
-The great Minecraft revolution
-jacksfilm and ssniperwolf drama
November
-New island pops up in Japan.
-Nicholas Cantu punches Dream
December
-Gypsy Rose Blanchard released from jail.
{2024}
January
-Man sneaks into and videos the Bohemian Grove
-Japan earthquakes
-Epstein list
-A LOT of bodies found behind a police station
-guy attacks judge
-Matpat is quitting
-Stanley cup craze
-Why are babies at Sephora
-YanDev apology video
-Golden Globes laugh track
-ThatVeganTeacher starts a cult
-LUBERTO IS CANON
-RIP Lynja :(
-Verbalase 50k vid
-Stallion V. Minaj
February
-The great TikTok muting
-LAUFEY WINS BEST TRADITIONAL POP VOCAL ALBUM GRAMMY AWARD 2024 FUCK YEAH!!!🔥 🔥 🔥
-MOANA 2 IS APPARENTLY A THING AND COMING OUT THIS YEAR!? LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!
- Stanley Cups have lead in them.
- OpenAi Sora
- Wendy Williams has Frontotemporal Dementia :(
- Rest In Power Aaron Bushnell.
- The downfall of Wilbur Soot (fuck that asshole for abusing Shubble).
March
-JANICE BURGESS IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK.
- The government is trying to ban TikTok (Again).
- MatPat's final theory
- Quiet On Set documentary
April
-JoJo Siwa drama (Brit Smith 🔛🔝)
-EKT HAS BEEN FOUND
-Man or bear? (Bear)
May
-NYC blanket couple
-Drake V. Kendrick
-Blockout 2024
-JUSTICE FOR JOOST KLEIN
-The northern white rhino has gone extinct.
June
-TRUMP WAS FOUND GUILTY ON 34 COUNTS!
-Chappel Roan as the statue of liberty (yes this is important).
-French people shitting in the Seine.
-Oklahoma board of education mandates a bible in every classroom (It is so much worse than this but I am so fucking tired).
-Chevron Deference has been oveturned.
I'm pretty sure you had to give a blood sample there, like when you check for blood sugar level as a diabetic person.
