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A single sentence “hook” with the topic clearly stated.

A paragraph of background info. Life history, explanations, a list in series separated by commas - with liberal use of hyphens and semicolons. Occasional five-dollar vernacular, followed by “ain’t” or “y’all.”

Sudden forward-shift to today. Application of this topic; why it applies to me. More fancy punctuation and self-reflection. Emphasis on key points. A single tyop edited several hours, maybe days later.

The main point, on a line by itself.

Mini-rant about bad applications of the topic. Edge cases and exceptions. (Exceptions to the exception.) Subordinating conjunction, observation about the topic. A generalized claim.

Concluding sentence (sometimes a joke).

That’s it. That’s all. Everyone can go write interesting posts now.