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Death note but it’s the shit generation
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The staff at Wammy's is sometimes glad they put Mello and Matt as roommates. No other kid can handle Mello with this amount of composure.
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Enjoy this assortment of Incorrect Death Note Quotes I generated at 2am
L , Light & Misa: *screaming*
Rem: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Misa?!
L : Wait, why are you asking Misa that when Light and I are also here?
Rem: Because Misa wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Misa: I'm cold.
Rem: Here, take my hoodie.
*meanwhile*
Light: I'm cold.
Ryuk: I can't control the weather, Light.
Light: You know, Rem gives Misa flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Ryuk: Okay.
*Later*
Ryuk: *gives Misa flowers*
Misa: ???
Ryuk: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Misa: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?
Rem: Um, murder???
Ryuk: Adventuring!
Light: Tuesday.
Rem: I give up. I am so tired.
Ryuk: Get the emergency supply!
Light: *carries Misa and places them in front of Rem*
Misa: *smiles*
Rem: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
Misa: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Misa: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Light: I did?
Misa: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Light.
Misa: *walks away*
Light:
Light: They're gone Ryuk.
Ryuk, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
Ryuk: Hey guys! I drew everyones soul!
Light: Why is Misa's a monster?
Misa: Ryuk, you forgot Light's! Its only an empty space!
Ryuk, proudly: Exactly
Misa, staring upwards: So, Light broke up with me… haha…
Ryuk: Why are you looking up?
Misa: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
Matt: So, are you two friends?
Near : Yes.
Mello: No.
Near : ...I'm pretty sure that place is fire-proof, or something.
Mello, grenade in hand: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Near : You know what I asked Santa for Christmas this year?
Mello: If you say me, I swear I’ll—
Near : You? What? No, I asked him for that cool Ninjago Lego set we saw in Target!
Naomi, at Beyond’s funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Naomi, leaning over Beyond’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Beyond, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
Generator used: Perchance Incorrect Quotes Generator https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
Death note headcannon:
Mello is severely lactose intolerant and that's why he's always in a mood
>beats up the other kids at the orphanage to have sole access to the jigsaw puzzles, proclaims himself to be justice
L' character really is just a mix of Kira, Near and Mello huh?
Think carefully, chat. Mello is obviously a menace and EXTREMELY easy to provoke but you also have to consider what a menace L was to Wammy’s
I love how this implies he would basically beat the shit out of other kids for the jigsaw puzzles
Not even an hour in and the fucker was already beating other kids up. Imagine this sickly looking weird child showing up to your orphanage and when you try to fuck with him he beats the shit out of you and everyone in a 5 foot radius with absolutely no visible change in emotion. I would be 90% sure that is an scp that breeched containment
That being said, Mello was also a menace and likes to play with guns and bombs.
His little mugshot alone definitely gives kid who chased people with knives vibes. Roger definitely had to disarm him at least twice every day.
And he would also fuck with other kids for fun.
So take your pick, chat. I’d say it’s pretty close between them