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Gakupo: I have one knife. Anyone need it?

Big Al: *raises hand*

Gackpo: And what is the need for it?

Big Al: There is an itch behind my stitches and my grimy finger nails are too sharp and goddamned edgy to get it correctly.

Gackpo: ...

Gackpo: Anyone other than Al?

Kaito: Ooh! Ooh! Me! MEEEE! *raises hand*

Gackpo: Oh?

Kaito: Let me cut up a bell pepper to make a new ice cream recipe!!

Gackpo: Why the hell am I friends with you two?!

Big Al: I have a confession to make.

Kaito: Oh? Do tell!

Big Al: I had thrown out the ice cream because I hated it! Your bell pepper recipe sucks!

Kaito: *Offended gasp* You big meanie! I worked so hard on that recipe! I even added seaweed!

Big Al: You mixed it with blueberry ice cream, I could've been poisoned!

Kaito: that's the point.

Big Al: ...

Kaito: ...

Meiko: I brought you two here because I need to bring up an incident that happened during class.

Big Al: Don't look at me, I was teaching my gym class.

Kaito: Math cannot be missed as a subject, honey. I had to stay for every class, I didn't even give myself a lunch break!

Meiko: Then who left their muddy roller skates in the fridge again?!

Gackpo: Keeps the mud cool and the wheels harder to control.

Meiko: I will find some way to get you fired.

Kaito: What it I put jalapeño peppers in this chocolate ice cream?

Miku: You'll die.

So I've been thinking about them as a pair,,, 👉👈 (even if I headcanon that they are already married and not actually a pair. But just.... HHHHH ❤❤💙💙)

Kaito: Miku-! Miku, stop T-posing it's only blueberry ice cream dipped in chocolate, MIKU STOP-