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Two Minus One [Masterlist]

Pairing: Vernon x fem!reader

Synopsis: What’s a better way to find love in the modern day than through dating apps? Eight months after his breakup with his long-time girlfriend, Vernon is finally ready for the dating scene once more - or so he thought. Finding the new game of love more challenging than he remembered, he reaches out to you, Chan’s best friend and legendary wing woman, for help.

Genre: fluff, crack, sm au, university/recent college grads au, mild love triangle(?), S2L, tsundere!reader, sweetheart!vernon, best friend!chan

Warnings: PG-13, mild use of profanity, probably some kissing, adulting is hard. Additional warnings will be specified per chapter. Pictures/GIFs/memes used in this series (banner included) are not my own! Credits to owner. 

A/N: This will be my first stab at sm au 😣 I’m still trying to figure out the ropes of  this genre, so please bear with me as we go through! As always, thank you for reading 💙

Updates: weekly

Start: 12/19/2021 | End: 6/24/2022

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profiles 1 | profiles 2 

prologue

one | ready to love

two | slip into the diamondlife

three | left and right

bonus | crush (chan-focused, written)

four | ah! love

five | i’m falling for u once again

six | a fool of love for you

seven | my love is only this (woozi world tour tickets)

eight | she’s (not) so ice ice baby

nine | mingyu from mechanical engineering (written)

ten | secret sign 

eleven | are you always gonna front like this?

twelve | in the end, you’re going to save me 

bonus | the same at seventeen

thirteen | i know but pretend i don’t know (chan-focused, written)

fourteen | but why can’t we let go?

fifteen | then as if it’s nothing

sixteen | if i cry now, i might not be able to see you

seventeen | 24/7 while in search for you

eighteen | surprise 🎂🙆🏻‍♂️

nineteen | maybe i’ll cry for a love that isn’t perfect yet (written)

twenty | 3, 2, 1 domino-

twenty-one | friends see my feed and worry, do you babe?

epilogue | i’m alright with you

Bonus:

murdering tacos